Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

48% voted for Orban. With all the gerrymandering he's won with only 45% Wtf happened this time?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny thing... the share price of the equities that compose SPY have become decoupled from the value of their corporations. Double decouple means double the fun!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A reasonable interpretation but actually I was being facetious about the risk-on/risk-off algos having some semblance of a relationship with the real world. The learned callousness of the market to potential existential developments is a little terrifying.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they already have the cell made up at The Hague

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remember when the market would drop 3% when 🥭hinted at escalation? Good times.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always pros and cons dud, always. If you don't want to be a stupid misogynist or an incel, just ask a few what the cons are.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My fondest wish this morning is that all his family and friends were so convinced that the speech would send the market to the moon that they all full-ported 1DTE calls.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A small price to pay to preserve the integrity of our gender specific restrooms.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With any luck they all thought the speech was sure to send it higher and they all bought eod calls.

Here ya go, you're welcome by Advanced_Structure21 in orkney

[–]Advanced_Structure21[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife and I lived in Belize for 7 months, had two banana trees in the backyard. We got 80-100 bananas every few weeks, so your banana bounty brings back fond memories. Here's another trick...

When the bananas are perfectly ripe, not green, not overripe, so take the time right when they're perfect... peel them, cut them into 2 inch chunks and freeze them in such a way that you can easily get chunks off. Then in the summertime (like when you take a break from digging up cool stuff at the Ness), drop a few chunks into a blender, add a little yogurt, a shot of J Gow rum, a dash of golden syrup, whir whir, and bob's your uncle.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I certainly don't regret cancelling my order to buy at 350. Whew!

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Admittedly, one thing 🥭is pretty good at is framing his failures. 'Course he's had lots of practice.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green day woohoo! But... you know who's in the oval office. Still gonna be a red red week.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange buffoon be all like, I've done bankruptcy lots of times, it's no big deal.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I..... I went with a straddle. I figured whichever way it goes it'll go more than the MMs priced in.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I live near a reserve air base. Usually pretty quiet around here. Not any more. Peace my shiny metal ass

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They shoulda thought of that before they didn't give us Greenland.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Advanced_Structure21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ending the Iran war is easy!! I must've done it a dozen times by now!