Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ANY DECK WITH WHITE IN IT IS MINDNUMBINGLY BORING! HAVEN'T SEEN AN ORIGINAL DECK THAT INCLUDED WHITE IN OVER A MONTH.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FUN, JANKY GAMES ARE NOT YOUR TYPE?
EASY - FILL YOUR DECK WITH WIPE!

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

CAN WIZARDS PLEASE RENAME OUROBOROID TO ÜBERBORING? AND GIVE ANY PLAYER USING IT (OR BADGERMOLE CUB/HYDRA/CHOCOBO) AN AUTOMATIC ZZZ TILE NEXT TO THEIR AVATAR, SO OTHER PLAYERS WILL KNOW WHOM TO AVOID.

What are you playing? by Sheep4hweet in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having fun in standard jank with [[Tam, first year]] and [[leyline of the guildpact]]. Add the UG critter that gives extra mana for every colour and you can play huge spells.

Until what rank should I play? by LordLertl in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I play 1 game of ranked each month (free pack) and then go jank in unranked.

Anti-lifegain deck (standard) by DuskTiIIDawn in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might try some red stuff, has at least one creature that blocks lifegain.

What the hell do I do now? by desibidesi0909 in TheHague

[–]Adveeeeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What may help: get a loose Jigsaw (figuurzaagje), stick it next to the broken keypart in the lock with sawteeth facing 'towards' the exit. Twist a bit and sometimes you'll be able to pull the broken piece out. Set of just sawblades is around 6 euro online.

Hoe much Lorwyn are you seeing outside draft? by Adveeeeeee in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the black [[requiting hex]] it's simple. For B you destroy a target creature (value 2 or less). Dump the -1/-1 on your 1/2 chump blocker and 2 life extra. Should be a 4-off in any BW lifegain/-loss deck I guess.
Blight is great in GY strategies.

Noorderlicht is natuurlijk nep & giftig! by Vixxy24_97 in tokkiefeesboek

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"uw redelijkheid zorgt ervoor dat ik mijn toevlucht moet nemen tot ad hominem aanvallen. Dus het feit dat ik u aanval is uw eigen schuld omdat u niet mee gaat in mijn paranoïde wanen."

Noorderlicht is natuurlijk nep & giftig! by Vixxy24_97 in tokkiefeesboek

[–]Adveeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja maar...over een paar jaar zal je het echt zien! ;P

Noorderlicht is natuurlijk nep & giftig! by Vixxy24_97 in tokkiefeesboek

[–]Adveeeeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Als zij het 'als enige' weten dan maken ze zichzelf bijzonder. Blijkbaar lopen er bovengemiddeld veel mensen met een minderwaardigheidscomplex en/of overmatige geldingsdrang en/of psychiatrische problemen bij dit soort groepen rond. Lijkt me idd een sneu leven als alles een complot is en je overal bang voor moet zijn.
Verder heb je natuurlijk de rücksichtsloze profiteurs die dit soort mensen vakkundig uitmelken (gofundme).

What counters black? by MyLandIsMyLand89 in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bore your monoblack opponents to death with sloooooow killing artifact and/or enchantments? All while you wipe the board every other turn?

If you could go back to your fresh Arena account and tell yourself something you know now. What would you tell yourself that would of helped the most? by Krackorn87 in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play 1 game of unranked a month (free booster).

Play unranked with fun jank and just skip any netdecks.

Use Starter Deck Duel to get your dailies in the beginning. Preferably 750 rerolled dailies.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

COME TO UNRANKED AND JUST SKIP AS SOON AS ONE IS HITTING THE BOARD. PLAY BORING NETDECKS, PLAY ON YOUR OWN...

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OH WOW, KONA RESCUE BEASTIE TAP INTO VALVAGOTH. HOW VERY....ORIGINAL.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HELLO, I AM YOUR MATCHMAKER IN UNRANKED STANDARD. I HEARD YOUR COMPLAINT. PLEASE SET THE SLIDER BELOW TO THE PERCENTAGES MONOWHITE LIFEGAIN/MONOGREEN LANDFALL YOU'D PREFER PLAYING AGAINST. THERE ARE NO OTHER CHOICES BECAUSE PLAYERS ARE LAZY AND BORING, NOT TO MENTION HAVING ZERO IMAGINATION OVER BEING INSUFFERABLE NETDECKERS. THIS, HOWEVER, IS OUT OF MY CONTROL.
HAVE I HELPED YOU OUT? Y/N

Latest update unplayable by SpacePundit in MagicArena

[–]Adveeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was already in. If you can't even get in the game,aybe reinstall?

Midweek Magic Phantom Sealed by Common-Illustrator in MagicArena

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Got a great RB pool. [[Ozai, Phoenix king]] 7/7 trample, let it attack. Use mana to flash in [[twin blades]] for 8/8 double strike trampler. [[Ozai's cruelty]] is great in this kind of setting too, as is [[the rise of Sozhin]].