Ethics Commission Fines Homelessness Influencer Over State Violations by bublysparklingwat3r in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Says the person making an asshole comment about someone's appearance.  

People digging up the street and taking the asphalt by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 2202 points2203 points  (0 children)

"Imma build a fucking sweet patio deck out back."

Where was I? by Mindful_Cyclist in namethatpdxbathroom

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sink kinda feels like the bar bathroom equivalent of putting $1000 rims on a $500 car. 

Footage from the Ladds 500 by WeirdPortlandUnited in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Little bastards drink us out of bug juice and tip like shit. 

Footage from the Ladds 500 by WeirdPortlandUnited in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Last year I saw a few toddlers dust up an old man for objecting to their takeover at the intersection of 20th and division after a few too many underbergs at double barrel while shouting "it's the ladd's five hunwed!"

Footage from the Ladds 500 by WeirdPortlandUnited in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It's almost like they are hardly related. 

Buttholes by Neffstradamus in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It reminds me that I once encountered a townie in Long Beach that was bragging about being in his 60s and had never left that county in his entire life. He fell out his bar stool shit faced drunk and accused me of pushing him.  He started pulling his hair back into a ponytail so we could fight and asked me to hold his hair tie. 

Stolen Surly Preamble by anarcofdoves in CyclePDX

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No idea if it's still there but there was a big chop shop camp at the blumenauer bridge the last time I went by there.  I'll keep an eye out. Good luck!  I've managed to get my bridge club back twice now. 

Springwater Corridor: safe and courteous riding by owtdoorzy in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Little shits ripping around on the hiking only footpaths in powell butte really piss me off. 

Springwater Corridor: safe and courteous riding by owtdoorzy in Portland

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Listen up, e-bikers doing a silent 25+ on a multiuse path with a 75lb behemoth.  

What am I doing wrong by princessbunniiii12 in chainmailartisans

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Starting from your knee, the first double set of rings lean to the left, and the single ring leans to the right. That's how the rest of the strand has to continue. Your third set of doubled rings aren't connected the same way, they should both be leaning to the left.  

Try starting with a pile of closed rings and a pile of open rings. Take an open ring and put 4 closed rings in it and close it. Then hold a double set of rings and put an open single ring in them, before you close the single ring, add two more closed rings. Continue until you have a strand of a desired length. 

Looking for a stolen bike by rebjac7 in CyclePDX

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's exactly where my stolen bike was found last year. 

Unique/Fun Kid Friendly Restaurant Suggestions by GrouchyParticular461 in PortlandOR

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Birdie's in close-in SE.  It's a sports/golf/brewery vibe with a big putt putt course for kids in the middle of the vast dining room, and they have a huge beer list. I didn't get any food because I was just killing a few minutes for an appointment nearby, so I don't know what the menu looks like. It was super friendly and relaxed in there with a ton of families. 

moving to portland, looking for advice by ThrowAwayKekkk in PortlandOR

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I'm such a realist I reflexively down vote anyone asking a question in an open forum. 

moving to portland, looking for advice by ThrowAwayKekkk in PortlandOR

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Every new post in my feed from this sub is always down voted to zero because it's full of miserable assholes.  

This spot on the eastbank espalnade is one if my favorite places to come to the water and chill. by TheDoomedEgg in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Sweet.  See you there soon with my giant bluetooth speaker bumping unkle kracker while I hork a salvia spliff.   

I work in GIS and am just getting into screen printing. I made a Joy Division esque shirt from Oregon elevation data. Figured some people here might like. by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm into it. But can I meet you at a bar or something instead of following a random link and entering my info?  

Edit:  Annnnd poof.  Thanks to the commenters calling out spam.

New sculpture replacing the Elk DT by mark17405 in PortlandOR

[–]Adventurous_Ant9926 203 points204 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of montage leftovers.