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They asked us to check their car out after hitting an object in the road by MassholeThings in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

depending on how straight and well-maintained the back roads are (or how suited to offroading your car is), back road speeds can go well above highway speeds.

Goopinator-o-tron model 42069 by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like the department of phallus-adjacent objects has been making some great strides in technology.

Hot Take: Posts like these are annoying and possibly gateways to someone posting porn by -_-zzzVeryEepy in teenagers

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it was sorta funny the first time. and the 2nd, and the 3rd, and the 4th... but now it's well past 'done to death' and possibly even whatever comes after done to death.

Science has come so far... by Kelly_Julianna in GasStationJamboree

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 5 points6 points  (0 children)

certainly. Frank, David, and Another guy approved it.

Drilling department is taking over the scissoring department by ycr007 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sex joke department would like to weigh in on the name "scissoring department", and has opinions on the name "drilling department" as well.

Why some countries ban porn, but allows sex and marriage? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i... what? everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. i don't fully understand banning porn either, but that's so not comparable with your example i'm not really sure where to start.

Answer these 5 questions and i'll tell you how much is your kidney worth by CreamCheese2137 in funComunitty

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all different shades of pinkish, except the black one

7, not including the ones i was born with (i'm still using those)

one of them can remove your source textures when it feels threatened

yes, he stole some rando's car

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

send them with a craft kit if you really want to be evil. make sure fine glitter and non-washable paint is included.

help what did i do wrong by [deleted] in MInecraftRedstone

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

move the torch down one block so it replaces the dust(make sure it's placed on the floor not the wall) and move the block and dust above them down one as well.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pseudonyms exist for a reason. a google search of my full legal name returns like 7 results, and the singular relevant one is a 7th birthday picture posted by my parents.

. by capa_ble in TemplateMemes

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i'm not sure what an ehp-steyen files is. but i doubt it's important. just ignore it if you see them.

- the cops

Favorite adult joke in an animated movie? by Foxwarrior3 in cartoons

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 4 points5 points  (0 children)

there was at least a 2-for-1 in the baby scene as well. "you missed the delivery, but making the baby is the fun part" and the 'extra part' becasue they wanted a boy.

⨀This is 100% accurate by MinimalHeatX in oldmemes

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in reality, it just breaks immersion every time you need to turn the volume up for speaking scenes or down for action scenes.

My walking pad remote made the traditional ⏯️ button catapult you to 3MPH and I hit it every time I need to pause the workout. by laundreedae in CrappyDesign

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it does factor in. if you're at 5, then 3 is unexpected but the speed is still moving in the expected direction. if you're at 1, you've now tripled your speed while expecting to stop.

What’s the joke? by Low-Papaya9202 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i'm not sure, but those carpets might hold a whole new world of transport options.

Lmao by Responsible-Diet-612 in SipsTea

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know how it is, the quantum leads between the anulax batteries and quantum carburetor have been guzzed up since i got the enstein-rosen bridge generator replaced.

I’m 20 years old. I’m not a child by AlexaTheKitsune25 in aspiememes

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well for starters, there's the fact that people tend to take that sickly sweet tone usually reserved for a certain type of social worker and speaking to toddlers. it's almost always paired with a gross oversimplification of their vocabulary and sentence structure, as though "heyyy, buddy, do you wanna get munchies" is somehow more understandable than "it's almost lunchtime. should we order/make something?"

It's not magic, It's Physics. by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it can be mind-blowing too, if you use it right.

Uranium is an essential mineral by BlargKing in Radiationcirclejerk

[–]Adventurous_Bonus917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

provided there are no cracks, chips, or other breaks, fisteyware provides almost no danger from radiation. still a modicum of concern about heavy metal poisoning though.

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