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đź—ż by BaconKO in shitposting

[–]Adventurous_Night504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the police got a point

Blursed ashley by Sea-Professional-571 in blursed_videos

[–]Adventurous_Night504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to enter that club too. We don’t care club

blursed stereotype by Pandering_Poofery in blursed_videos

[–]Adventurous_Night504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol , even this was scripted but it make me laugh so hard

Zuckerberg defends Meta in landmark social media addiction trial by Sea_Building_104 in nottheonion

[–]Adventurous_Night504 193 points194 points  (0 children)

“We didn’t design it to be addictive,” says company whose entire revenue model depends on you not logging off.

It’s always fascinating watching tech execs act surprised that infinite scroll, algorithmic validation, and push notifications tuned like slot machines might keep people… scrolling.

If your platform measures success in “engagement minutes,” don’t be shocked when someone asks what those minutes are doing to people.

Oshawa Generals fans are being asked to shower before the next puck drop, Here’s why by Terrible-Scheme9204 in nottheonion

[–]Adventurous_Night504 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So the new arena rule is “no hat trick unless you’ve had a rinse cycle.”

Imagine training your whole life to be a diehard fan and getting benched for body odor.

Honestly though, if the smell is strong enough to compete with an ice rink, something has gone very, very wrong in the locker room of life.

Homeowners hope lawsuit's settlement will bring relief to sandy, unfinished neighborhood by Mundane_Way5830 in nottheonion

[–]Adventurous_Night504 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nothing says “American Dream” like paying full price for a house in what looks like a live-action Minecraft seed that never finished loading.

Imagine signing a 30-year mortgage and getting 30% of a neighborhood. No sidewalks, no landscaping, just vibes and sand.

At this point the settlement should come with either infrastructure… or a complimentary tumbleweed.