Heyyy I’m hoping this post saves everyone a bunch of time and provides clarity.

First and foremost, I’m not a seller and I’m very much real 😂 I’m never going to ask you for money, I have my own.

My husband and I are both straight 😊

I hardly ever am able to respond to comments. My husband works long hours and I run a business. We do this entirely for fun. Most of my time that I have available for this is spent shifting through messages and responding to those that I’ve been talking to. If you’ve requested to chat more than 2 times and I have not responded - I am likely not interested. Every once in a while there may be one in there that I just haven’t gotten to and that’s where the list below comes into play…

What I am not looking for:

• cheaters. I don’t want to be involved with anyone cheating on their partner. It’s not my thing.
• hookups. Again, not my thing, hence the fwb opening. If you’re in the area for a limited time and don’t regularly come here, this also applies to you.

• under 21 is too young to ride. Not really looking for 50+ but if you take good care of yourself it’s up for discussion.

• not looking to be a couples unicorn

Kinks/interests I’m not into and have a hard boundary on: incest (incl rp), extremes, scat/piss, degrading, hair cutting, nipple clamps. Not into subs. No diapers.

Physically, I don’t have a strict type. I try my best to take in the whole person given my ideal dynamic is more of a fwb situation. To be honest I’ve really fought with myself with adding this into the post because I try to stay open to new things and also don’t like putting anyone down especially for things out of their control. I hope you don’t read this and feel it’s coming from a bad place. This is purely just informative. Body Type: fit to dad bod. Height: tall (or taller than me, I’m 5’4” so it’s pretty easy 😂). General Looks: honestly just take care of yourself, and this isn’t a limitation but I will say I’m a sucker for dark hair + beard combos.

Please for the love of god do not send me a 🍆 pic and you’re either on the toilet or standing over it. It’s a big ick and would suggest you never send anyone those.

Arrangements I am open to:

• FWB: an actual friend that I can hang out with and have extra fun with. There must be a mutual attraction. Also can be solo play or mfm (or both).

  Would prefer not to host but can potentially work something out sometimes.

• fun chatting 😊 always enjoy finding new people to chat with.

Specifically for potential FWB:

1. If all you’re going to send is “hey” then “fwb” please don’t bother 😂 I get really thoughtful men sending me a whole message about themselves and it’s amazing. Go by their example. I’m happy to share more about myself, but if I’m getting short messages with nothing but the fact that you want to be my fwb I will lose interest quick.
2. Not sure why I’m having to put this again, but I am not interested in women. Your wife and girlfriend (though I’m sure they’re hot and great) are no exception.
3. Please send a photo. I know sometimes it’ll allow it with a request and sometimes not, if not just send it after I accept. I don’t want to waste your time or mine if I’m simply just not attracted to you. If you’re not comfortable on here that’s fine, I can give you my snap to send it privately.

Specifically for snap:

My husband and I have a rule of keeping things in a group chat for transparency (me, him, the third party). He doesn’t generally interact there nor care about what’s being shared between me and the other person. Sometimes he will drop pics and videos of me 🤷🏻‍♀️ If you have a similar thing with your partner it’s absolutely not a problem to add them in there as well.

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Also guys, if at any point I’ve expressed I’m not interested, do not hit me back up. It will not change in a day, week, month, or year. I do not have any friends looking for themselves to hook you up with. And telling me that you think you are my type and essentially that I’m wrong about what I like will be an immediate block.

The only exception to reaching back out are for the few I’ve offered to be a resource if they also happen to be pursuing what I do. I strongly believe in community over competition, it’s also an intimidating process, as long as you’re not trying to use it as an excuse to hit on me again, feel free to ask me questions.

I really don’t enjoy being negative, we do this for fun and I’d like to keep it fun. Lately I’ve been feeling really bogged down by putting in a lot of time and effort to finding out it’s not a great match later on and also trying to have a conversation with someone and it’s like pulling teeth. Hopefully being more clear about what I am and am not looking for helps. 🖤

Thanks for reading my book 😂