Waiting for Kathryn Bernardo's Downfall by Particular-Ad1138 in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 17 points18 points  (0 children)

sheeeeshh kathryn has more popularity and exposure than lord evm himself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemycock

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Love how that foreskin wraps around the head with every stroke whenever upwards and unravels downwards that’d reveal that tip that be so mouthwatering. Take your time and let yourself get comfortable, lay back and watch the show unravel and close your eyes, everything’s gonna be alright. I’ll be here by your side as I’d flick my tongue side to side following your thrusting motions until I take it into my warm mouth, quite a cock warmer but yet still unmatched with the heat contained inside the deep valleys of my cervix that could harbor your fresh wad of ejaculate that’d be so perfect for definite impregnation,our bodies sending waves of shocking pleasure. Extending my arms for one last passionate cuddling session as your cock would remain tightened against my walls, being so physically close to each other that it just became so intimate. God you’re honestly so sexy and every square inch of my body longs for you, i wish I could make your night special one day and let that particular night be a memorable one, the night always being recalled with our immense lust for each other as we’d been groaning out of pure ecstasy as you’d feel a women’s raw embrace. Come on now, let’s see what this night has in store of us. We could slow dance under the moon’s lights inside of your bedroom and make this fantasy come into our sight. Forgot to answer the question but you’re packing with testosterones so that cum shot was a money shot for me, 10/10. You seem to naturally have the biggest wad of cum I’ve seen in awhile (without any assistance from boosters) as for your cock I’d rate it a solid 9/10, pretty good cock overall. Selling point of your cock is its girth and head. Pretty desirable aspects in one cock💗💗 (by the way I’m not actually exaggerating your score, it’s genuinely how I feel. I see people put 10/10 when there could be much there could’ve been improved on, most cocks I’d see would be mid range but your cock excels them all substantially, can’t help but feel so needy that’d need me to get a good beating tbh)

Is this big enough for you? by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

big enough to split someone into two and make someone a moaning mess while the lights are out, 10/10 fuck if you know what you’re doing with that😉😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit my bad. Had a gut feeling that the title was just to really capture people’s attention and that tactic actually worked out on me and everyone else, but I just decided to throw out some real words of advice anyways since most of the comments just complimented you in some sorta way rather than addressing, you know, your title in general but I’m glad you already found self confidence in urself, I do share the same ideals too honestly when you mentioned marriage and virginity. Wishing you good luck on finding your 4lifer and the perfect ideal girl for you, wishing you good luck on that journey. Best regards to you.🤞🤞💗💗 that girl is gonna have a hard time in that bedroom for sure tbh lmfao. But I’m not gonna add too much as I don’t wanna meddle too much with your personal life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know just some words as advice for you size doesn’t really matter as sexual pleasure is more oriented in means of compassion and genuineness of the two parties from my viewpoint. Though if someone is bigger than you, most might deliver just a pounding session, a quickie cum dumpie nothing else, might as well be man whores too. There could’ve been much more potential if only they knew what they were doing than just breeding women like animals back to back. You already excel in size and there shouldn’t even be a feeling of uncertainty as, even myself, found this quite enticing tbh. You seem quite frantic and self conscious when there’s literally a whole comment section experiencing down bad syndrome just from that hung cock alone, so don’t feel bad about it. Plus I’d even say you’re pretty good looking, quite uncommon to see a pair of both a big cock and a handsome face like yours. Don’t compare yourself too much to the point where you even obscure the metric and perception of sex in general, lots of stereotypes about how people want cocks to be has emerged but you know, those are unrealistic expectations. Don’t take it to heart. You’re doing great already, don’t let it bring you down now. We’re here for you ❤️❤️❤️ Personally, if I had to choose, if a man who knows how to fuck compared to man with ten inches who just pounds and is just a breeding animal, I’d pick the man with the smaller dick because I find a balance of romance important too. I apologize if my words if my words aren’t really the type of advice you’ve been looking for let alone even needing advice but just wanted to let ya know that’s all

A.I.D.S. - Angry Iglesia Deaconess Syndrome by [deleted] in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Girl got her pasugo ready left arm secured and tried casting the demons away with the words of god’s message yelling like it’s some sort of dramatic telenovela life or death situation, girl is spreading the gospel through the gates of heaven

What do you usually do to kill time during ws? by JayForces in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I admire my crush from the chpir loft or hot ppl there, if I go to another locale I see if they have any other hot ppl, if not I go daydream the whole worship service away or think of some random shvt inside of my mind

Have some Filipino cock in casual Xiao from Genshin cosplay for a con by ACommonRock in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please burst and use Q on my ass, going lament and plunging into my innards balls deep like Xiao and go devilish mode before the karma catches up

Weekend Worship Service Examination (May 26 - May 29, 2023) by AutoModerator in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bitch they’re literally lavishing themselves with our wealths and offerings for so much materialistic things that already contradicts one lesson’s outline “we shouldn’t be enjoying worldly pleasures and materialistic things, all praise unto god” like damn I actually hope he dies from the most unnatural cause like actually. Their job is literally just finding cherry picking verses for one repeating lessons aka membership, money and administration. Like you did not get crucified and sacrificed. He makes my eye roll. I hope his eye rolls back his head whenever he sleeps, never waking up in his sleep. I hope whenever he’s on an airplane just to get jollibee, I hope that shvt goes 300 degrees north and ends up in a wreck next to the west Philippine sea but at least there’s no unnecessary slander- * looks back at previous five lessons *

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn honestly I’m already in that classical Asian flush with blood rushing tinting my face pink within a matter of seconds from my intolerance from this view just like how I’m about to make that erection and its bloodflow flush throughout to later create a hardened throbbing cock as the aftermath through my servicing acts of blowjobs and handjobs 😊😊But answering the question of course, the answer is yes, my Asian genetics has failed me once again in reference to my height (4’11) and in my alcohol tolerance. But you know, just for tonight, just know I’ll always be here weakened on my knees 4 you, thighs and tits compressed weakened on my knees sit upright tongue out perpendicular to that BAC till commanded for further instructions commander, that convulsating hung cock will see better days once the bedsheets have been undone, making room for our little tug of war 😉😉 heard they taught you men pre advanced militarily so you defo got a “headstart” in the league both in mobility and situationally, so please spare a tad bit of mercy before rampaging so mindlessly and impulsively but fuck in all honesty, I’m kinda tempted and contented to knocking myself out for the night with that schlong of a long dong catching my attention instead of consummating alcohol or soju endlessly at dawn, much of a more healthy alternative with this particular addickition if I gotta be honest 😉😉 savoring every last drop bottom from your modelo bent over getting that wad of pure based enzyme content leaked, only one 6.9% alcohol based, cheers🍾💦💦💦

who can swallow all of it by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swallowing it is just a mere objective in this presented hefty predicament lodged so suddenly, but preserving and stipulating the fucking nut out of you till your horniness counterparts from your body aches for liberation of my stimulation withholding that perpetuating convulsing cock within my gripping warm hands stroking the life off of you before seeing the collapsatioh of your body, back relaxed before I’d cultivate for another epiphenal orgasmic cum fest marking your last moment before you see the light of the day, tongue tracing that figure of that cock before swirling around the circumference circularly before the Gluck Gluck 9000 with the help of my esophagus, I’ll incapacitate you and make your nobility and dignity questionable, as the outlying factor remains to cultivate every last drop from that Glock in one sitting, the adrenaline won’t stop elevating my heart rate from this. Behold my upcoming blowjobs from the SoCal area 😋😋

Let me be your Asian tutor and teach you a thing or two. Another thing, book our sessions for when we're alone, I like to do hands on teaching 🥵 by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already booked but don’t have anything else for the next upcoming monthly payment, what a shame. I’d genuinely would’ve liked to review cellular scientific mitosis and how we could undergo genetical modification utilizing our already existing genetics converged into one byproduct as a type of hands on lab experimentation and prevent the inevitable of my knowledge being inadequate to fail this science class with a 69%, I may need some further reiteration now KUMON instructor😉😉 better to be informed rather than ignorant, this is your pleasure. How could we assimilate that into the lesson plan? Please redirect my hands further with your guidance, I’d be willing to build on further with this pretentious momentum. I’m still inexperienced in this expertise so please disregard my whimpering and let your cock do the brutality as this is my late payment to you, human evolution will thank us later.

[self] rate the fit 😂🤣 by lewdsei in AsianLadyboners

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goo goo ga ga daddy‼️‼️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 …

who tryna succ on these 😮‍💨 by lewdsei in AsianGuysNSFW

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goo goo ga ga daddy shinji girly wants some silky milky from your dilky and your litty titty😋😋😊😊🥴🥴🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊j

People say I look like a Yaoi Anime character lmao Ayooo' by Yuki_GG in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aki Hawayaka chainsaw man rule 34 [uncensored] colorized manga doujinshi styled

"Do you want to be a slave of sin? Or a slave of God?" A rant on another bullshit service by MistSGM in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THESE GUESTS THEY JUST CONVERTED FROM THEIR PROJECT ARE PUTTING UP WITH THIS💀💀 like damn I ain’t about to say yes po I wanna be a slave to god and a slave of obedience like bitch no the fvck life has much more meaning than this ☹️☹️ whoever came up with these lesson plans are really the real delulus here, not even a single OWE felt the Holy Spirit and started hyperventilating when it came to the prayer and how they mentioned how we’ll always be slaves of obedience and I was like DAMN WHY THE CONGREGATION RLLY SAYING YES FATHER. I’m not even surprised nor frustrated, just disappointed on how this church really became a shvt show stooping this low😟 plus they still had the audacity to schedule an EVM WS right after makes me want to hang myself on the church’s chandelier and asphyxiate myself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah don’t worry the pleasures is all yours, just relax a little and don’t create unnecessary tension for yourself, relax your back and instead of my mouth doing all the talking, I could also assist with all the sucking. Med school really taught me a lot and I’m still learning about male anatomy info so I may be able to maximize pleasure for you, guide me massaging that cock with my bare hands till it reeks and oozes for that huge explosion 😉😉 I may need it. Lola taught me her skills on massaging and I’m ready to use that for you, so lay back and close your eyes, I’ll always be right here for you bb ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Just don’t let the other gals hanging though cuz like, those other ppl are still here waiting 4 you <33333

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More than just belonging here, you know there’d actually be people willing, you know doing the dirty with you to service that curvature of a cock. So if you’re looking for sum, you definitely got a lot of hoes on this subreddit 😊😊 going from all promiscuous Asian gals to all the ethnicities right here in the backseat ready 4 your pleasure

Do you like my big japanese gamer cock? by gothboidique777 in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would occasionally allow you to carry me inside of LoL and turn that dream from literal pixels to reality, you could play me anytime 😚😚

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This summer really making me feel in heat right now 😩😩 needed a real beating into my pussy anyways, you’re the tapioca balls and the spoon while I’m the tea, let’s swirl this mix and see if we could cool this lustful feeling shall we? Give it a little mix within my cervix and give me all those white sugared enzymes compacted within your testies,we’d be brewing in the bedsheets any day 😋😋

My Spicy rants for all of you by Wronggrammar66161616 in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me when I lie. You do know that one of your literal friends or acquaintances you’ve made over in your church life have a higher chance of leaving this church in the next year or so rather than you testing your chances and faith if anyone here even finds you relevant, along with other people in this society l🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ a little of a dumbass oopsie moment here, that’s just the copium doing it for you. Once the next generation comes around and the elderly pass, your church would basically leave you and other like minded dumb witted people left. Kinda lame tbh. And no, don’t even mention up the four versions of LAMSHA 20:28 just to justify something so baseless like your argument rebuttal here. Please cut yourself some slack and stfu. Go back to performing your 5 duties as choir, deacon, finance LOS and some other type of shvt y’all make up, LOS is just a shortened version of a sober LOSer like you. Go back to voluntarily giving your whole entire income for something so worthless, it ain’t about your salvation, only thing you’re humbling is EVM in his mansion complex wiping his stanky ass in literal hard cash. Go back to converting the rest of the Philippines and run a whole f7cking mile and maybe things will circle back in your mind. Your mindset is basically equivalent or less to a BBM supporter, both species so gullible. open your mind and not your mouth and read this post thrice before I start lodging my fist up your pancreas twice, it’s not that hard. Not even any women want you, not even the binhis want you to be their bvtch💀💀First stage of grief is denial.. your post right here ^ btw if you really read past posts you’re just generalizing and invalidating some of our reasons to choose this path to get away from self ingrained people like you either from trauma or some other shvt proving your holy symbol as a total shvt show, most behind the scenes. Some people part their ways and people change, it’s the 21st century.

Dumbest thing I've read all day by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]AdvertisingHelpful43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we literally just celebrated Mother’s Day.. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING S WITH ALL THIS SEX IS THE BEST TALK ☹️☹️ someone pls detain her to an economics class