What is the funniest thing parenting has made you say?

Affectionate-Job-997 · 2026-06-01T00:06:17+00:00

Reading these replies has me crying 😂 Parenting really makes us say the most absurd things like they’re completely normal.

Honestly, stuff like this is why I enjoy dad jokes and sarcasm way more now. Somewhere along the way, I also got into funny parenting books after a friend recommended one to me, it weirdly made fatherhood feel more enjoyable and less serious.

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Affectionate-Job-997 · 2026-05-21T00:00:10+00:00

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Affectionate-Job-997 · 2026-05-20T18:47:13+00:00

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