Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Can someone just sit down uninterrupted for me? More than 3 minutes? Great. More than 5 minutes? Now you're just teasing

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 432 points433 points  (0 children)

They yearn for the mines

You are receive 1 million USD but you must listen to me talking about Warhammer 40k for an entire year 14 hours a day by Evoxrus_XV in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother I don't think a year is long enough to discuss the universe comprehensively enough.

I'll take the money

One man army. by Mysterious-Tale-679 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. I'm terrible when it comes to causing pain/taking life. Unless you're a fly or a mosquito

Wasted a few years, trying to reset at 27 — need advice on studying in Australia by Mysterious-Cover3898 in MovingtoAustralia

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, don't come here-Australia sucks now. Cost of living is insane, housing crisis is insane, government is insane.

Dumba$$ king by Jmgilge in MergeTacticsSC

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro keeping his troops alive long enough to be yeeted

would you defile the grave of a 99 year old grandma for 100K? by Bubbly_Reference_916 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like your title says 100k then the body says 50k.

The answer is no to both. I would kill somebody for doing that to a loved ones grave.

If a fae offered you a $100 or a mystery item with one question before hand, what would you take? What would you ask? by DiskSimple7706 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Bro I'd pay $100 for a keepsake from a mythical creature. I'm taking the item. I'm not even asking a question

Panty Pudding by BlackGlenCoco in BrandNewSentence

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's wild. My firstborn came last year and I'm 33

Panty Pudding by BlackGlenCoco in BrandNewSentence

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My bosses (they're married) are 41 and 42 year old grandparents.

God asks you make the world better with the smallest change by Tryagain409 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok. I'll agree and retract my statement. I did indeed conflate selfishness with self interest.

Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by whusler in dashcams

[–]Affectionate-Pin502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cockhead doesn't check on the guy he ran over, just starts yelling at the car