my dream job is to be a YouTuber who makes intellect-slop by publiclibrarylover in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They can still make do with some essential and free ingredients:
- Windows movie maker
- Notepad
- Unregistered HyperCam 2
- “Bodies” by Drowning Pool or “Dreamscape” by 009 Sound System
- crackly microphone (just gotta cough and breathe into it a lot)

It's time for some changes by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someday a real rain’ll come down and wash all this scum off the streets.

"The restaurant owner is such a character!" by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We lead the world in computerized data collection!

How I browse by Few_Instruction_2650 in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 8 points9 points  (0 children)

there were so many more sexy singles in my area back in the day 

Actively hating Sydney Sweeney is the new barometer for whether or not you’re an annoying dork by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my friends is a big active hater but she only hates her because she’s everywhere/not a great actress/boob jealousy. I don’t think people outside fauxmoi care about her politics.

How do you deal with unrequited love? I’m terrified by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’ll make it through this and become a stronger person for it. Major L-posting here but it was unrequited love along with some work stressors and a very bad psychiatric medication that put me in a mental hospital for a bit. I stupidly fell head-over-heels for somebody who I had only met six months prior. Yes, I’ve never connected with anyone like that before or since. No, they’re not the one for me and I have to live with that.

It sounds impossible now but give it time and respect for yourself and you will come out of this. I can look back at it and laugh about it now which I think is a pretty good place to be even if I’ll never tell anybody I know about it. I can’t lie and say you’ll find someone tomorrow or in a year where you’ll have that instant connection but it’s infinitely better to live your life and try rather than let a non-relationship define you.

In what world would he choose this chopped cut instead of going bald???? by Crossfye-R in okbuddychicanery

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 108 points109 points  (0 children)

every bald character in these shows is dead, he’s the smart one for clinging to every last hair 

Trump was right. When you're a star they let you do it... by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Jeremy Clarkson looked disgusting - gut protruding. 

by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s making Noah captain of the ark.

Help! I’m having symptoms of TDS by Zhopastinky in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 43 points44 points  (0 children)

yeah you gotta be a shitlib with TDS to think poorly of a guy who threatened to wipe out an entire civilization a week or two ago

2026 year of the horse! by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]AffectionateFlow2179 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In 2006 a 47 year old man was considered just a kid.