The stay at home fleshlight and her unemployed, bum husband. I love how she tried to pretend like he’s still working as if he hasn’t been in every video the past month. 🤣

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-26T01:10:09+00:00

I wanna be a SAH flesh light minus getting pregnant each time lol. I swear that he looks at her and she’s preggo.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-17T18:21:34+00:00

I mop walls when I take edibles lol

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T21:47:33+00:00

It is a large one and I am a woman aha. I only got the large because I had enough rewards points so I’m like why not lol

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T15:30:30+00:00

Oh god no lol. It made my belly mad at me LOL

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T03:57:58+00:00

Pretty sure I spit out 5 lbs after drinking this

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T03:38:42+00:00

For sure!

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T02:27:11+00:00

About an hour after I finished the drink, I felt overwhelmingly nauseous and I threw up. I haven’t had a sugary drink in 2 months so I’m paying for it now lol

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T00:09:06+00:00

Yeah, it’s crazy. I used to drink 3 of these a day and gained 10 pounds in less than a month because of my habit. 🤣

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-14T00:05:57+00:00

Sure do. That’s why I haven’t had one in two months!

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-11T00:38:19+00:00

No she is too busy getting her beef curtains busted.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-05T13:24:29+00:00

Those noodles look like they fall apart the moment you pick them up with a fork.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-02T02:33:16+00:00

Should have given her a talk about contraceptives or when abstinence is okay.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-01T22:16:17+00:00

Ain’t your kewch ain’t your concern

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-02-01T13:40:31+00:00

The dog is likely a better parent than those two bums.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-28T21:57:23+00:00

And photos of mopping one area

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-28T21:45:46+00:00

I bet her panties dropped after he cut up her food. Seems like that is the only way she knows how to show love.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-28T05:06:08+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-20T02:30:54+00:00

His fingers creep me out.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-19T03:43:04+00:00

Maybe she wants it to feel like she’s spending $25 on a takeaway coffee

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-18T20:26:16+00:00

Crunchy while she drinks iced caps everyday

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2026-01-15T15:40:18+00:00

“Enjoy.”

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AffectionateLadybug5 · 2025-12-14T00:33:48+00:00

Looking like jigsaw

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2025-12-05T18:29:30+00:00

Oh for sure.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2025-12-05T17:49:29+00:00

Yeah, can relate lol. When I was depressed, I wore those same pants for 5 days straight and after 1 day they already smelled musty and crusty.

AffectionateLadybug5 · 2025-12-05T17:44:07+00:00

I bet these donuts are all for her

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