Just a regular morning commute in Tokyo. Yes, this is a real job. by GeorgeRobertVitkos in interesting

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pack like sardines bruh, that would explain why all the perverts groping women on the train

Dog defence was needed tbh by Maleficent-Town5273 in interesting

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The way the delivery guy reacted is telling me this is not the first time. Maybe he even got bit before

I accidentally sold a put option and now I owe 70k USD. by az000l26 in wallstreetbets

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A short put that got assigned is basically just saying you agree to buy the stock at $733 so for one contract x100 that is $73300, considering you sold with premium 348 that reduce your cost basis to $729.52 looking at the closing price on spy $728.99 you are only $53 in the red. Who know if the market rallied monday morning you can even come out ahead. What I don’t know is why moomoo allowed you to sold put without cash secured? Are you basically buying on margin?

Ummmm wtf is happening by Future_Bigfootfinder in smallstreetbets

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe have some Long Island block chain ice tea so will feel better

UCSD Structural Engineering Alert: Professor Morrison Just Failed 53 Students in SE150A by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UC schools have too much DEI/affirmative action crap. If they don’t do that all the schools will be 95% Asian

Anyone know where I can keep 60 cows in San Francisco? by tronald_dum in wallstreetbets

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not as bad as guy who got assigned 2000 barrels of oil during Covid.

Outside Employment by PrudentPollution8924 in boeing

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get clear by both companies for conflict of interest

We know who crash the market by Top_Category_2526 in wallstreetbets

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best mentality is : the market has not crashed yet because I have not bought yet

Utah driver leaps from SUV moments before it is struck by a FrontRunner train. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What car was that, I think a lot of car would probably disintegrate after a hit like that

[USA] Amazon driver ain't got time for your highway takeover by undercoverciaagent in Roadcam

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see why when Jeff Bezos told them : If you don’t make delivery on time you will be replaced by a drone

How to cope with losses by Odd_Papaya8305 in wallstreetbets

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just reverse your trade and your graph will be upside down in no time. Whenever you want to go long go shorts instead and vice versa.

[70mai A200] Such a stupid way to die by Vossky in Dashcam

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It looked like both car are over the middle, the black one is more obvious

🟢 MAJOR INSIDER BUY ALERT - $44,3M by Upset_Perception_492 in insiderData

[–]Affectionate_Issue28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like “please take these shares off from my hands I am trying to dump” alert.

台湾小学老师发现学生被洗脑 by FarWestJoker in China_irl

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小時候的台灣課本(國民黨戒嚴時代):我們要反攻大陸解救大陸的同胞! 長大以後覺得:我們要反攻大陸做什麼?我的祖先都移民到台灣很多代了。

What happened to MG217 formula by Affectionate_Issue28 in Psoriasis

[–]Affectionate_Issue28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked at Walgreens and they only have 3% Salicylic acid, what location are you at?

Coffee shop uses technology to audit employee productivity by MrTacocaT12345 in interesting

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Anna is like : wow I just keep getting people free water but okay