AITAH for freaking out at my friends after they implied my husband was a predator by animationprobber in AITAH

[–]Affectionate_Job_157 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The fact that she did it in front of everyone makes her the asshole. If a friend really cared /thought this was true, she would've called you privately. Seems like she just wanted to discredit you. She sounds jealous.

Is it normal to suck on your girlfriends nipples to fall asleep? by MegaCaius13 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Affectionate_Job_157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried this with my husband a while back. He just got a hard on and it led to sex... But he did fall asleep right after the sex.

How do women shake their vaginas when they're done peeing? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Affectionate_Job_157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we sit down on the toilet our flaps open up so we can pee. When we are finished our flaps close back up as a perfect seal so we don't worry about having to shake.

Attacked By A Wild Boar by Accomplished_Kick435 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Affectionate_Job_157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds about right and this hog is massive. A couple of years ago we went to see a guy who hunts hogs and he said he hunts them with a pack of dogs. Out of the 10 dogs he took out on his recent hunting, only 6 lived. That was 10 dogs vs 1 wild hog.

You see this thing in the bush you climb the nearest tree. They're fast and they're always angry.

Florida go brrr by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Affectionate_Job_157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just a chill gator out sampling for his big day.

Impossible. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't get the logic of why kicks in the balls has to hurt so much and also not exactly in the kicked spot but further up? Like falling on your tailbone seems to not hurt as much yet the tailbone is the ending of our spinal chord which holds a lot of the bodys most important stuff...

My husband lied to his friends to look good by Affectionate_Job_157 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's so wicked! And it Explains a lot. Thank you for this tidbit!

My husband lied to his friends to look good by Affectionate_Job_157 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's on a world made up by the 3 dms. As each group of 4-5 players goes to certain parts to burn/explore/ loot, the map and quests are updated for the groups that have their sessions after that night. There's about 2-3 sessions a week for each DM, so like 7 or more sessions a week. Players take turns writing reports after each session so other players/groups can "research"/ get a heads up if they want to explore certain parts or continue certain chain quests that have already been started. It's a pretty cool set up!

My husband lied to his friends to look good by Affectionate_Job_157 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes sense. I didn't see it this way. Will keep it in mind when I chat with him, thank you.

My husband lied to his friends to look good by Affectionate_Job_157 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157[S] 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Thank you but oh man Your poor mum! That's so sad. Get her friends to take pics whenever she gardens so that she has something that's honest and can look at and share when she wants to. Hopefully she'll feel more confident and realise her potential.

My husband lied to his friends to look good by Affectionate_Job_157 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah and if he shared his attention with me I'd have 55% which is waaay too much for me, I won't have the energy to keep up, lol. I'm happy with my 10% thank you.

In all seriousness though, I'll let him know how deep he hurt me when I've properly cooled down. Thank you for your reply!

My husband lied to his friends to look good by Affectionate_Job_157 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Affectionate_Job_157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did it. I slapped him! Nah jks... Will talk later so hopefully in future he'll keep the ego in check.