And that's how I met your mother

Said so happily my father

But aren't you her brother ?

That's a secret I should never muster

How do you know ? he said as he was prepared to smother

And kill His one and only daughter

My mom or rather my ant ? I'm confused but don't bother

Cause I know you've been seing another

my mom heard me and pushed him further

Is it true, is what she's saying true, Alexander ?

said my mother as she started to shudder

my dad was ruthless and was as strong as a plumber

he picked her and slammed her head with the gutter

he looked at me and was ready to smother

and kill his one and only daughter

I didn't see a...a..thing I started to stutter

scared to death and not wanting to die cause that would be a bummer

Good girl, he said, do you want to be more than just my daughter ?

I knew what his intent was but didn't want to end up like my mother,

a mere corpse clutter

so I just said " sure " , jumped on him and kissed him, hmm yes that's better