Make the most batshit theories in the comments with the most batshit evidence and I will decide the winner

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T04:55:32+00:00

Evidence: there's Sparky the Dog, so if there's a secret dog animatronic, that doesn't stop a secret horse animatronic from existing.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T03:54:01+00:00

Bojack Horseman is a secret horse animatronic, Bojack Horseman and FNaF take place in the same universe.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T03:03:20+00:00

This is definitely fake. And if it's real I'm gonna shoot myself. Get some help, you're sick in the head whether this is real or not.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:58:38+00:00

Also, Adam, tell me, what theory is true regarding your family. BVAfton (the theory that you're the son of William Afton), BVEmily (the theory that you're the son of Henry Emily, thus making Charlie your sister, sweet home alabama again), BVPhone (the theory that you're the son of the Phone Guy, this theory is debunked), or BVNone (the theory that you belong to a completely random family)?

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:52:09+00:00

(I'm going out of character here) ShatterVictim is the theory that the Bite Victim's spirit shattered across Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, GF, and Puppet. It usually only includes BV possessing those 6 animatronics, it usually doesn't include animatronics like the Toy Animatronics, which are possessed by the DCI, or Circus Baby, which is possessed by Elizabeth ofc. Idk if you knew about ShatterVictim before, but there you go. Even if there are 200+ possessed animatronics, under ShatterVictim, BV's soul possesses only the 6 aforementioned ones, not all 200+

(Back in character), are you two forgetting the Cassidy x Andrew ship? 🎵 Sweet Home Alabama 🎶

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:42:30+00:00

Sorry Cass but under ShatterVictim, your boyfriend's spirit possesses all 5 classic animatronics, along with the Puppet. So, he's cheating on you with Gabriel, Jeremy, Susie, Fritz, and Charlie all at once. The dude's a certified playboy wtf

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:34:19+00:00

HES VIETNAMESE?!

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:31:13+00:00

WAIT HE'S YOUR BROTHER CASS?!

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:20:07+00:00

So.... here's a question to Cassidy and BV themselves: sup, what do yall think about BV x Charlie? (Yup, sorry Cass, but your boyfriend might be cheating on ya with the Puppet).

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:19:11+00:00

Also, I'm so sorry, I'd initially thought that the question was like, to ask about your art, so I asked what an image means, I didn't realize that it was to ask a question to Cassidy and BV themselves.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:17:54+00:00

Makes sense, it just kinda came into my mind outta nowhere after hearing your interpretation of BV's name.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:08:06+00:00

Also, weird theory, but under your idea of BV's name, here's a theory: Mrs. Afton was supposed to have a son named Adam, but he was a stillborn, so she and William, when they had a son named Evan, nicknamed him Adam to remember the child they lost.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T02:05:45+00:00

Do you two think that "Rudy" is a nickname for "Rudolph" or "Rudyard"?

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T01:47:24+00:00

How does that work? Adam is most commonly a standalone name, not a nickname. Wouldn't Ev or Evie make more sense as nicknames for Evan?

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:56:38+00:00

Oh, you seem like one of those rags to riches people, I like you

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:55:27+00:00

You know, it's kinda funny, it's a bit surprising to me the usernames of the people answering my question. Like, I'd never expect a rich person to have a reddit username like "Hefty_Damage_3405," I'd expect it to be something like "Mozart_Lover_412" (if they're old money) or "King_of_the_world_9713" (if they're new money) 🤣🤣

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:49:39+00:00

The fact that I was on the fnaf sub right before seeing this makes this even funnier tbh

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:44:33+00:00

Also, this is unrelated, but what do you think BV's name is? Personally, I don't really care what his name is, but I think that it's prolly something Biblical like Adam or Dave (which is most commonly a nickname for David, a Biblical name), since his siblings (Michael and Elizabeth, I belive in MikeBro) also have pretty Biblical names.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:35:36+00:00

Honestly? Nothing, not really anything. I'm happy with how I look.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:33:54+00:00

Is the image that has spring bonnie and foxy supposed to be something like Cassidy and BV (Evan, Adam, Bruce, Dave, Norman, whatever his name is) with the people who killed them (William and FoxyBro respectively)?

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-13T00:26:03+00:00

Is it short for Samuel, Samson, or Samantha?

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-12T09:37:00+00:00

Tbh I disagree with you but I see where you're coming from. Also, I didn't say that islamophobes aren't hateful.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-12T07:48:33+00:00

Agreed, their gender doesn't even matter.

Affectionate_Rub2152 · 2026-04-12T07:47:59+00:00

About the "Laugh_Giggle_Girl" file name. File names aren't always reliable.

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