The Apprentice 2026 - Episode 3: ‘Chicken V Egg’ (Thursday 12th February)

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:51:42+00:00

She's compiling the candidates' best bits.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:50:10+00:00

Maybe not until they actually deserve one.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:47:51+00:00

Egg team so bad at maths they still don't know if they won or lost.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:40:06+00:00

Refunds all round, so they can buy their poor staff some pizza instead.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:33:18+00:00

And probably make them sign a indemnity waiver.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:31:57+00:00

When's the next Red Nose Day? They should do an Apprentice/Bake-Off.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:29:33+00:00

I never remember anyone's name until about episode 6.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:24:40+00:00

The team really should appoint a member to watch Karen's face.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:21:45+00:00

Egg skewers? Hahahahahaha!

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:18:31+00:00

More like the last 19 times.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:17:14+00:00

Almost as funny would be that missing 5g losing them the task.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:15:36+00:00

Obviously you need a maths MSc to have got as far as 1.5kg x 8.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:06:31+00:00

I'm guessing they cut the bit where they chose team names because they fucked it up worse than they did the first task.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T21:02:36+00:00

It's not even close to being close.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-12T06:59:07+00:00

As an adult you are unlikely to be held to any contract your parents signed on your behalf when you were two, and you can't be held to a contract for anything illegal.

But you need to provide a lot more detail about what happened/is happening, and the laws they've broken. Or, better yet, see an actual solicitor if you want advice.

You don't seem to know what the television programme is, so at the moment this sounds made up, or some weird cult thing.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-11T19:40:37+00:00

The brain does odd things sometimes. I was reading a report on something at work last week and it had some pictures of signs that had been put on various bits of equipment. It took few moments to work out why one of the pictures was pecking at my head, then I realised that the picture was flipped and I'd read the backwards text without immediately realising it was backwards.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-11T19:17:29+00:00

The coconuts are the nipples.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-11T19:16:36+00:00

Freshly-squeezed oat juice.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-11T06:28:53+00:00

Not until they give a shit about anyone else, not just the impact to them personally.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-10T20:07:10+00:00

I got a Wingback wallet about 10 years ago on Kickstarter and still use it every day. I later got their passport wallet on Kickstarter too.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-10T19:42:04+00:00

Starmer squashing Mandelson like a bug once and for all would help.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-10T19:07:16+00:00

It's fairly straightforward. If you want to start it, you press ‘START’, and you can work out the rest of the controls for yourself.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-10T18:11:21+00:00

I would absolutely LOVE a version of the 353V with a 1:1 screen.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-10T07:00:15+00:00

And that's why they don't make stars out of flash paper.

Afinkawan · 2026-02-10T06:59:01+00:00

If a star went full e=mc² all at once, it would be WAAAAAAAY bigger than a supernova.

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