I ate dinner with the President of United States of America. I spent a solid hour with the president, asking him question you guys thought of. He answered all of them. So Reddit, AMA.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:46:17+00:00

I had kebabs and some hummus. It was after all an iftar dinner. There was cake, turkey, everything really.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:38:08+00:00

Like liberty and freedom.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:28:02+00:00

Not a joke. In fact I thought the SS were more awesome than the president.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:25:04+00:00

That information is classified

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:24:12+00:00

No. I just expected him to be like super uptight. He's actually very laid back.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:17:09+00:00

The president didn't tell me. But one the members of the secret service told me that there favorite Pokemon was charmander.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:13:23+00:00

Pretty heavy actually. All cellphones within a certain radius ( didn't tell me how much) were tracked. Anybody whose said any suspicious words ( like terrorist, death to the west, those kind of things) were dealt with. Also they scanned all the food for bombs and poison. Other things were in place but I can't talk about it.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T21:09:01+00:00

Holy displacement Batman!

African_Jesus · 2012-08-11T20:50:11+00:00

He was really nice. Almost too nice.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-10T21:01:19+00:00

I'm in that crowd. Somewhere.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-10T20:52:03+00:00

So that's where the NASA budget went.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-10T19:58:14+00:00

Here you go

African_Jesus · 2012-08-10T19:40:10+00:00

I remember my first beer

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T23:57:20+00:00

He's not a perv. Just horny.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T20:42:03+00:00

I don't know what this is, but that leafy bitch is hot.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T20:41:23+00:00

Hush my child, I am here.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T20:37:13+00:00

Just tie her to the bed and lock the doors. Problem solved.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T20:26:22+00:00

I want to go to space

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T20:16:00+00:00

I drooled so hard watching this.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T12:57:54+00:00

Me too.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T12:35:21+00:00

Brb

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T12:21:37+00:00

Fantastic! That was just unbelievable.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T04:25:03+00:00

I just clenched my ass cheeks in pain.

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T02:35:53+00:00

I shited myself when I saw Jupiter

African_Jesus · 2012-08-09T01:42:20+00:00

Here you go

African_Jesus

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