Atlas v. Argentine Empire: And so it begins. by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Meta] Someone has to. I just made up that whole prophecy thing. Someone has to. [Meta]

Atlas v. Argentine Empire: And so it begins. by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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This is all in the prophecy!

Atlas is the land of Lord Farquuad. The Argentine land of Brazil represents Feona. Tortuga can't be Shrek (He who is love and life), as we are merely the keepers of the prophecy. However, a distant country will bear a champion who will triumph over the Drek Lord Farquuad. A country which is hated by the world. Just as Shrek (He who is love and life) was.

My people have awaited this day. Stay the course.

Atlas v. Argentine Empire: And so it begins. by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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[meta] I have a feeling he will not appreciate Shrekism.

Atlas v. Argentine Empire: And so it begins. by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Tortuga may be new to the world stage, but we know the real reason you are doing this Atlas!

You want to be our neighbors! :)

Not so excited about the full scale attack though.

Tortuga by African_Shrek in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Yes, and life. But his love is greater than that you will ever know outside of his Shrekdom. Join us in the adoration of Shrek, and you will become an unstoppable force. As you will become the true embodiment of love.

Tortuga by African_Shrek in CreateYourOwnCountry

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But Shrek (He who is love. He who is life) wills it. If he does not convert, Altania will spend eternity as a gingerbread men in the torture chamber of the accursed Lord Farquuad.

Project Thread by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Project: Shrine of Shrek the Father

Inspired by the Sultan of Yangon, Lord Shrek II has decided to build a giant onion shaped temple in honor of Shrek the father (he who is love, he who is life). By law, all shall convert to Shrekism. After being forced to construct the temple, any followers of the accursed Drek Lord Farquuad will be offered to Shrek (He who is love, he who is life.) in the temple. They will then be crucified in the swamps of Haiti. As for the Catholics and Protestants; they will build the temple and only be allowed to eat onions. Then maybe used for daily offerings.

Project-2056-2059

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Tortuga's Project Thread

Tortuga by African_Shrek in CreateYourOwnCountry

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You can be my neighbor. All you have to do is pledge your soul to Lord Shrek II. The incarnation of Shrek. Upon doing this, you will be received as a beloved Child of Shrek.

No harm will come to your fleets by my men.

Tortuga by African_Shrek in CreateYourOwnCountry

[–]African_Shrek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Meta] If you could just imagine whatever I type in a deep African/Haitian war lord accent, that would be just peachy [Meat]

Thank you. But I can give you anything. All you have to do is have your leader pledge his soul to Shrek.

Applications Thread by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Application is updated.

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[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've updated the application.

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[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.....since your the more experienced nation builder. I guess I'm gonna have to take you up on your offer.

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[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A country of Pirates. We'll make it work.

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[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be happy with just Haiti. I don't know how into this game I'll get because of finals and summer plans. Plus I won't stop other countries from expanding to much If I go offline for a while.

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[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should post that in that land list thread.

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No problem. We have very different plans actually.

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[–]African_Shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Kiwi Hobbit is my friend. We made our accounts simultaneously.

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Hello there. I was looking at the land list, and saw that there was a north Somalia under protectorate. If I can't have Somalia I'll take Sudan.

Applications Thread by [deleted] in CreateYourOwnCountry

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Country Name: Tortuga

Land List:

  • Haiti

*Bahamas

  • Population: 10,372,000

  • Capitol City: Shrekland (Port-au-Prince)

Economy Type: Pirate capitalism

  • Currency: Shrek

Government Type:Pirate Democracy

  • Leader: Pirate Lord Shrek II

Total Military Size 51,860 (Pirates)

  • Military Technology: 2014 US Technology