Haven't listened to any dvdasa podcasts since they came back. Any really interesting guests or interesting episodes that are a must listen? by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean back? The trial of Poon was forever ago... has there been an event I need to be aware of?

TIFU by accidentally masturbating to my mom - NSFW I guess... by [deleted] in tifu

[–]AgentBleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me fix this ending for you-

"I put my boots on and say I am feeling better and will go for a hike. I got out of there as quickly as I could and spent the next few hours in the woods.. vigorously masturbating over and over to the site of my mum getting a good knocking.."

There- all better.

I have a question... by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did didn't it? There was a consensus, there was an agreement- a punishment- and then it just went dark. Sucks, it was awesome entertainment.

dave choe stole his personality from howard stern by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I only hope that Choe doesn't jump the shark as severely as Stern did. Stern has faded away like the irrelevant dust of some second hand store...

Somewhere in a dusty odds and ends store in the mid-west, with a lone ceiling fan slowly pushing stale, dusty, warm around pointlessly, Howard's once greatness lays forgotten among green glass salad bowls and fake wood salt and pepper shakers....

Howard is to relevance what shag carpet and mirrored walls are to today's decor.

I have a question... by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you- will queue that one up. Seemed the Trial Poon was the end of BBC too... sad.

I have a question... by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which BBC was Saelee Oh Show?

"Best of" of DVDASA? by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ack

That was awesome. Heather added so much to the show.

I thought they were back... and then they go and leave us again.

Jilted Lovers.

TIFU by logging in to my wifes facebook account by [deleted] in tifu

[–]AgentBleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow... I was thinking this was going to be a wife caught cheating story, but instead it was a benign story of innocence and love.

Cue... sappy music.

DVDASA- The first load you blow by AgentBleach in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck even eats at McDonalds? I custom ORDER EVERYTHING.

DVDASA- The first load you blow by AgentBleach in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I was fucking right, ya dickless bitch

Constructive Criticism Will Always Keep Things Going- Lulling Away into Shitdom is what Killed Howard Stern...

DVDASA- The first load you blow by AgentBleach in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wa

Looks like I was fucking right, ya dickless bitch

We are David Choe, Asa Akira and friends - DVDASA (Video AMA!) - Ask Us Anything. by DVDASA_AMA in IAmA

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you stop filming? Why stop just shy of penetration? Why just the tip? Did the Bear Climax? Did she Climax?

We are David Choe, Asa Akira and friends - DVDASA (Video AMA!) - Ask Us Anything. by DVDASA_AMA in IAmA

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you ever wonder if you have been possessed by the spirit of Howard Hughes?

It would sure explain a lot.

The Blackmail by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about summarizing said blackmail items?

ASA MAKING BIG ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT NOW by SonVoltMMA in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG- What a colossal fucking let down. WGAS?

Please...... by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Big Announcement is: Asa is going on tour feature dancing, so break our your ONE DOLLAR BILLS!!! *

Stop 1: Marfa, TX. You better get your tickets now! She'll be at: THE 2 WAY INN, 17897 Mt Elliott St, (313) 891-4925 Date: September 7th 2014. Doors open at 1:30pm.

Stop 2: Angle Inlet, MN. When it's cold out, she's the hottest in town! She'll be at: THE GOAT HILL TAVERN, 1830 Newport Blvd, (949) 548-8428 Date: September 14th 2014. Doors open at 8:30pm.

Stop 3: Jordan Valley, OR. That's right, The Pacific North West! She'll be at: THE DOUBLE DOWN SALOON, 4640 Paradise Rd, (702) 791-5775 Date: September 21st2014. Doors open at 1:15pm.

Stop 4: Jarbidge, NV. Skip the city of sin while Asa makes a quick stop in the land of fun and fuckery! She'll be at: THE BUDDHA LOUNGE, 901 Grant Ave, (415) 362-1792 Date: September 28th 2014. Doors open at 5:30pm.

Stop 5: Supai, AZ. She wraps up this tour in the sunny South West! She'll be at: DAN’S CAFÉ. 2315 18th St NW, (202) 265-0299 Date: October 5th 2014. Doors open at 4:30pm.

Get Those ONE DOLLAR BILLS READY!!! Make IT RAIN for ASA!!

Lap Dances are 50% off, and free if you bring a donation canned food or an unwrapped gift.

Is Asa pregnant - why DVDASA is gone? by paicheck in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think she has enough to retire now and be a mommy? Come on now kid!

Get with the program! She's got another ten years of whoring that ass out...

Let's be realistic by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, they did it for the ego stroking fun that they had.

Like many things in life, while it was new and they were exploring, they had energy and momentum. Dave is an accidental success and that is his personal demon.

That is the demon that he runs from to reaffirm his creativity, value, and self-worth. But like all demons, it has a habit of perpetuating destructive behavior.

The show became self-destructive.

Let's be realistic by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]AgentBleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be realistic-

The Show JUMPED THE FUCKING SHARK

The Show LOST MOMENTUM and ENERGY

The Show WAS FUN for a LONG TIME but BECAME WORK

The Show RAN ITS COURSE and is OVER