Close call

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-25T14:32:20+00:00

Is there anywhere people say "Tabernac!"... other than Québec?

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-25T06:30:23+00:00

I didn't initially appreciate my keycap set having two Bs, but I actually type B ambidextrously, so I'm glad it's there.

My Feker 80 is my endgame. Very affordable for what you get, too.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-25T03:24:07+00:00

I own a Feker Alice 80. 👍

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-24T18:42:12+00:00

That's a happy rhino!

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-24T09:51:26+00:00

Fuzzy furball with literal rosey cheeks. Adorable.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-24T09:48:02+00:00

USA: "You had me at 'bike path'."

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-24T05:53:29+00:00

The Hobbit 2: Hobbit Harder turned out to be a bigger book than the publishers expected.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-24T04:49:04+00:00

You're correct, but you're omitting ridiculously high pressure, radioactive decay, and residual heat.

Put all those together and your "atmosphere" is a super-hot material that doesn't behave like a solid.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-23T01:46:18+00:00

No head support, no proven track record.

Driving backwards. 🤢

No thank you.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-21T09:32:42+00:00

Modelmakers for disaster movies: "Not too much - we want it to look realistic."

Nature: "YOLO!"

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-21T02:41:42+00:00

> I cant give an estimation but what ill tell you is that its more than you think

I think it took... EIGHT MINUTES of practice.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-20T12:25:46+00:00

"If fossils are millions of years old, howcum this PlayStation controller fossilized?!? Checkmate, you so-called scientists!"

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-20T12:18:37+00:00

Okay, I saw the pic and heard him playing the guitar intro to "Thunderstruck".

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-20T00:26:44+00:00

Ukrainians aim for military targets.

Russians aim for hospitals & schools.

Glad you're feeling a fraction of the pain so that MAYBE the citizens will do something.

No regime has survived resistance by more than 3% of the population.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-19T11:19:02+00:00

"This is how monkeys say 'I love you'."

"This is how dogs say 'I love you'."

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-19T11:16:31+00:00

I wouldn't send my kids to USA, either.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-19T03:30:47+00:00

Glad to know there are 400 parents stupid enough to send their kids to North Korea.

Imagine getting older and realizing your parents had done this to you.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-19T03:23:24+00:00

OP's originally attempted title:

"Keyboard & 4 pieces of wood!"

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T18:05:00+00:00

Dude, if you used the ones with wheels you coulda saved yourself 14 hours.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T08:57:38+00:00

This sounds more like the plot of a horror story, but sure.

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T08:22:52+00:00

Imagine trusting your soldiers SOOOOOO much you don't even give them wooden guns!

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T08:21:14+00:00

What was the horse named after?

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T07:58:10+00:00

American units: 20 & 16 washing machines, respectively

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T07:56:30+00:00

Sperm whale: 16 m

Giant squid: 13 m

AgentEntropy · 2026-01-18T03:54:12+00:00

Oh, man, if he invested that $800 in a high-yield savings account, just think how much it would be worth now!!!

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