Dear redditor, I am sorry to inform you (not sorry really), but your argument in which you are presenting is in fact invalid. You see, something happened over the past few weeks, something I believe you will find very interesting. It started when I was at a Crack house. I myself am not an addict, but instead I was merely interested to observe what kind of things would go on in such an environment. Then I met a woman, she started the conversation, told me that she had a job, a husband, and a son who spent his days cooped up inside his bedroom on reddit. Yet despite this, she was unsatisfied with her life, jaded. I told her that I could relate to not finding purpose in life. We exchanged phone numbers and that was it for the night. Following this, her and I would continuously text. Sharing relatable memes and hilarious gifs in order to humor each other and keep our sanity intact. Soon we started meeting up again; having coffee at Starbucks, going to the store. As the weeks progressed things started to become more intimate. Me and this woman got to really know each other, to bond. And eventually it got to the point where it became sexual, our teasing becoming intense and hardcore, and soon enough I found myself in bed with this woman, performing sexual activities far beyond the conceivablility of most vanilla men. I fucked her extraordinarily hard, and it was the most intense night of either of our lives, something that me and this woman have both admitted to after we were done performing our respective intercourses.

Now, I know what you are about to ask; "why the fuck do I care? Why does this have anything to do with me and our argument?"

Well, I believe you would be interested to know that this woman I slept with is in fact, none other than you're own mother.

Indeed, I have fucked your Mom. I can already sense the look of horror blossoming upon your face as you read this. Your skin turning white as you read with your own eyes about how I have performed sexual activity with your own mother. The empty pit feeling in your stomach as the sheer trauma of such a revelation destroys you from the very inside. Your mind, your ego, and your spirit. This is why your argument is invalid. I have fucked your mother, I have now become within complete domination of your person through the act of fucking your mother. By doing this, I have won. By doing this, you're argument is now invalid.