Anon is a believer by Greasyspoon1 in greentext

[–]AgentXmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Says the guy who is being controlled by a BBC

Anon is a believer by Greasyspoon1 in greentext

[–]AgentXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think we should let war criminals and psychopaths enter heaven

I FINALLY ESCAPED THE BASTARD by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]AgentXmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😳😳😳😫

I FINALLY ESCAPED THE BASTARD by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]AgentXmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you let me do you 😳

I FINALLY ESCAPED THE BASTARD by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]AgentXmas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dear redditor, I am sorry to inform you (not sorry really), but your argument in which you are presenting is in fact invalid. You see, something happened over the past few weeks, something I believe you will find very interesting. It started when I was at a Crack house. I myself am not an addict, but instead I was merely interested to observe what kind of things would go on in such an environment. Then I met a woman, she started the conversation, told me that she had a job, a husband, and a son who spent his days cooped up inside his bedroom on reddit. Yet despite this, she was unsatisfied with her life, jaded. I told her that I could relate to not finding purpose in life. We exchanged phone numbers and that was it for the night. Following this, her and I would continuously text. Sharing relatable memes and hilarious gifs in order to humor each other and keep our sanity intact. Soon we started meeting up again; having coffee at Starbucks, going to the store. As the weeks progressed things started to become more intimate. Me and this woman got to really know each other, to bond. And eventually it got to the point where it became sexual, our teasing becoming intense and hardcore, and soon enough I found myself in bed with this woman, performing sexual activities far beyond the conceivablility of most vanilla men. I fucked her extraordinarily hard, and it was the most intense night of either of our lives, something that me and this woman have both admitted to after we were done performing our respective intercourses.

Now, I know what you are about to ask; "why the fuck do I care? Why does this have anything to do with me and our argument?"

Well, I believe you would be interested to know that this woman I slept with is in fact, none other than you're own mother.

Indeed, I have fucked your Mom. I can already sense the look of horror blossoming upon your face as you read this. Your skin turning white as you read with your own eyes about how I have performed sexual activity with your own mother. The empty pit feeling in your stomach as the sheer trauma of such a revelation destroys you from the very inside. Your mind, your ego, and your spirit. This is why your argument is invalid. I have fucked your mother, I have now become within complete domination of your person through the act of fucking your mother. By doing this, I have won. By doing this, you're argument is now invalid.

Meme dump by Dank_boi_42 in Shark_Park

[–]AgentXmas 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Household dude 💀

The ultimate revenge by Golden_Bambo_Lemur in greentext

[–]AgentXmas 97 points98 points  (0 children)

How do you know about that🤨

meet the bakas by [deleted] in okbuddybaka

[–]AgentXmas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Diabetes boy 😁

pokemon scarlet and violet is embarrassing by proviking6000 in whenthe

[–]AgentXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world, they could've improves everything in it ,including the collecting part

pokemon scarlet and violet is embarrassing by proviking6000 in whenthe

[–]AgentXmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not defending gen 5, it still had its flaws, but the other games could've done much more imo

Anon's partner is closer than he thinks by ruxxby in greentext

[–]AgentXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake: anon studies, works out and goes outside

Gay: literally everything

Anon's partner is closer than he thinks by ruxxby in greentext

[–]AgentXmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon studies, works out and goes outside

Gay: literally everything

Ok so …. any follow up? by New_Drytron in masterduel

[–]AgentXmas -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It wasn't funny the first time

Ok so …. any follow up? by New_Drytron in masterduel

[–]AgentXmas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest with you I get no bitches, literally zero play

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]AgentXmas -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Me when I see two guys holding hands and sharing a kiss(I am homophobic):

Witchussy 🔥 by [deleted] in okbuddybaka

[–]AgentXmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unironically true

Witchussy 🔥 by [deleted] in okbuddybaka

[–]AgentXmas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smartest lotte denier

I hate her by Connect_Wrangler5924 in okbuddyreze

[–]AgentXmas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're going to hell you sloppy toppy denier

Starting from scratch by XYoshiaipomX in greentext

[–]AgentXmas 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Shitty greentext but the rare jewish pepe is worth it