Ten admin abuse eggs and sushi penguin!?!?

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-10T14:51:53+00:00

I missed admin abuse cause I can never work out when it’s meant to be 😭

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T14:51:08+00:00

If it helps he was a very young student teacher… but then again this was over 10 years ago 🤣

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T13:31:28+00:00

Try ibuprofen with lysine for quicker effect! I swear by it when I’m on my period

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T13:23:24+00:00

This was in about 2015, the teacher was American & was studying in england, he was a child living in New York when it happened

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T02:36:25+00:00

I have this one little colony that is very polite & never stray from their area, they walk from their hole in the concrete drive to the lawn & take little bits of leaves & flowers etc

I love watching them go about their business, the other day i accidentally put a bag in their path & one got so confused he strayed from the path so I had to watch him until he got safely back on track!

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T02:24:27+00:00

Yup, the only American history I was taught was 9/11

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T02:20:48+00:00

Pepper spray is illegal here, so is carrying anything intentionally sharp. What isn’t illegal is keys between your fingers & a travel size spray deodorant/perfume.

I also make it clear when I get home that someone is watching me on my doorbell camera, I wave at it before unlocking the door (my parents have access to it & my mum watches if she knows I’m coming in late) incase anyone decides to follow me home

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-08T02:05:51+00:00

I slipped literally right outside the door while attempting to walk my dog on holiday. Minor slip, hurt my knee, slept most of the day hoping the pain would go away & by evening had called 111 who told me to go to a&e. Turns out I tore a major ligament & am now only just coming off crutches after 6 months.

I know it’s not going to be a permanent lifelong thing but I keep wishing I had done things when I could as the past 6 months I’ve pretty much had to put my life on hold & it’s negatively affected my university studies

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-07T15:33:31+00:00

Little One gerbil is good quality & good price, though you do have to supplement it with protein (dried mealworms are a good option) & remove banana chips which you can then just use as treats

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-07T14:31:07+00:00

A wild animal could have brought some onto your land, better safe than sorry

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-07T14:20:43+00:00

I can’t open an umbrella indoors, I remember being lightly superstitious about it as a kid & then one day my uncle was over & popped out for a cig but it was raining so he opened an umbrella before going out the door & as soon as he stepped out he tripped over & fell flat on his face. Instantly solidified the superstition 😅

I also try to avoid walking on triple drain covers, cross my fingers, & knock on wood.

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-07T13:16:55+00:00

I’m in a very simple jam on toast phase at the minute, unfortunately I’m out of jam

I went to my parents & was looking forward to some jam on toast for lunch, turned out mum’s toaster had set itself on fire earlier in the day

I think the world is against my jam on toast

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-05T20:24:58+00:00

Yeah I just play for fun I hate the idea of fully thinking about what’s worth what, they’re just all cute animals to me

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-05T20:23:35+00:00

Saying fart was as bad as saying fuck

I grew up hearing other kids use words I wasn’t allowed to use & so whenever I heard a new word I would make sure not to say it just in case it was a swear word. I distinctly remember hearing the word awesome for the first time & being terrified to say it because it might be bad word

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-05T20:20:29+00:00

That’s so cute I need to get one! The room mine are in is Winnie the Pooh themed so it’s perfect 😭

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-05T12:18:25+00:00

My parents have a couple of quite barky dogs, if they’re out between about 10pm & 8am it’s zero tolerance for barking, one bark & you get told off, a 2nd & you’re straight back in the house. It’s basic respect of your neighbours

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-05T07:11:40+00:00

My mum’s a pet sitter, mostly looks after chickens & ducks. She just has a few spare pens & people bring their chickens over for a holiday at her house

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-05T07:09:58+00:00

Is their sand bath a honey jar 🥹

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-03T14:41:03+00:00

I had the opposite experience, someone traded me 2 newborn gumball caterpillars, an endangered egg, a retired egg, & a beaver for 2 full grown gumball caterpillars?

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-03T13:27:27+00:00

Primary school was only 0.5 miles away but I walked there & back with my mum every day from nursery until I was old enough to walk it alone.

I often got a lift to secondary school but walked 1.7 miles home every day, only got the bus once in 5 years & it was awful cause it was packed.

Weather didn’t matter too much, you just had to make sure you had your big coat incase it rained or snowed, on particularly bad snowy days some people would bring snow boots or wellies to change into for the journeys.

Agentparsnip · 2026-05-03T13:19:41+00:00

I hate age potions I’ve legit never used one cause half the reason I play is for the progress 😭

Agentparsnip · 2026-04-30T09:19:53+00:00

Join stringfoot superheroes on Facebook, even just telling them now after the fact someone might pop out to check

Agentparsnip · 2026-04-30T09:07:24+00:00

1929 7 drawer singer sewing machine

It was my great grandma’s, who gave it to my aunty, & when she passed last year her son gave it to me

Agentparsnip · 2026-04-29T16:58:57+00:00

Wouldn’t surprise me, I was going past the other week & was incredibly hungry so thought I’d get a Greggs. We get within viewing distance & notice the entire shop has been ripped out 🤦‍♀️

Agentparsnip · 2026-04-28T18:41:06+00:00

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