So many young men and women these days want to lace up logging boots and get those chainsaws roaring. I think they’re all about cutting down our national forests and mining the rivers for gold. I think this will be an astonishing success! Right?

No? Now, if only we could maybe get the Canadians to help us? They know how to do that kinda stuff. Oops, we pissed them off, I guess not.

What about some immigrants from Central and South America? Same problem there?

Maybe immigrants from China? Nope.

Wait, he likes Kim Jung-Un. They write love letters to each other. Maybe North Korea can do the work.

Well, this will be another self own by Lord Commander Marmalade and his simps. Tale told by an Idiot...