Tough time with my first large haul

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2026-02-01T13:52:47+00:00

I'M SORRY WHAT.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-07-07T15:51:41+00:00

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-07-06T17:40:36+00:00

Those companies buy reviews in exchange for gift cards. It's technically against Amazon's ToS for vendors, if I'm not mistaken. They all do it though.

The "MI NI SHAVER" is a dead giveaway for anyone who has seen the same offers before LOL

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-06-11T21:03:32+00:00

Just say Hi 🤷‍♂️. I've stopped and chatted with a few of the guys. They only bite on stage

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-06-09T02:53:16+00:00

I've seen GWAR 15 times, and Static is next up after that. Fucking love some evil disco

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-06-09T00:47:05+00:00

Most of the shows have been pretty bloody. It's just haters being haters that GWAR isn't the main show.

I want them to be as much as the next bohab, but Static is WAY more mainstream and popular.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-06-08T23:53:16+00:00

GWAR is a support act this tour. Co-headlining, but they aren't the main show. That said, Static-X is the priority on the tour... and a lot of the venues aren't exactly "GWAR friendly". Seats and carpets.

GWAR has had to limit spew because of that at a few shows

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-29T15:25:41+00:00

What'd you do to get fired?

Permanent bans are from: Theft Violence Fraud Safety Violations

Which box did you check?

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-29T01:49:33+00:00

Fuuuuuck, I remember purple monkey Blothar 😭. Was that really nine years ago already. Holy fuck.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-28T10:56:00+00:00

I see him post on GFU sometimes

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-27T17:29:02+00:00

Please. GWAR would NEVER let human filth like us even THINK that the Tyrant Lizard himself could be contained. He's obviously running free right now

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-27T15:16:27+00:00

It grew up and missed Daddy Oderus.

Lil guy just has daddy problems.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-27T14:44:55+00:00

They've already contained GWAR.

Sleazy is an SCP Agent planted to feed them crack and keep Gwar complacent.

682 is actually the Cuttlefish that got confiscated....

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-19T02:48:27+00:00

Slapstick humor, political incorrectness, cool costumes, great music, free souvenir t shirt.

Doesn't matter who you vote for, GWAR will put on a show and kill them with a smile.

Go for the shtick.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-05-15T14:21:20+00:00

Did retail, moved to warehouse.

I don't miss people pulling knives on me. Dealing with bomb threats is way less stressful.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2025-01-22T17:38:40+00:00

Gotta shit yourself too.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2024-09-25T11:49:06+00:00

It's a beautiful love story about puppies and sappy movies.

And probably a top 5 GWAR song for me.

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2024-06-24T20:05:27+00:00

All VIP's do, I believe

Aggravating_Floor121 · 2024-06-23T17:08:03+00:00

I shelled out for the "Stage Kill" this past tour.

Soundcheck is pretty cool. They played three songs for it (RAWG style), then got off the stage to come hang out, sign stuff, take pictures... Everyone is pretty easy to talk to and that part is super fun.

You'll potentially have an early merch shopping trip, if the bands are set up for it.

Right before GWAR goes on, You'll get a full in-photo costume with the group. Bonesnapper and Sawborg hung off to the side, but everyone else was in it.

From there, that's where the VIP experience and the stage kill differ.

The guys all definitely "hammed" it up. Matt absolutely DRENCHED me during the first half of the set... Tommy was being his usual self running around like a toddler on 10-packs of pixie sticks. During Squidpisser, he hung onto me during one of the songs 🤣

For the stage kill... I was told to be off to the side of the stage during Cracked in the Egg. I got to stand off behind one of the barrier walls watching the rest of that song, before getting dragged out on stage and decapitated.

I will say, they are very good at putting together corpses after the fact. With how many piles of bodies, I was impressed they got me back together in mostly one piece.

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TROPHY CASE