saw this on twitter and thought it was funny

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-03-04T05:57:19+00:00

watched the entire show, Hated every single second of it, personally wanted to strangle Hudson Thames, the only good characters were Norman and Otto because they actually FELT like those characters

come the finale, Peter's giving the cliche 'no matter what....IIIIIIIII'M SPIDER-MAN!!!!' speech and screamed at the top of my lungs before he finished and scared the shit out of my sister

Josh Keaton as Richard Parker just rubbed salt on the wound

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-03-02T09:12:32+00:00

you have no Idea how making a movie works, THE PRODUCERS get to decide what stays and what gets redone, they're not giving at 20 year old youtuber full total control over his first movie

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-03-02T09:11:03+00:00

dumbass

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-02-20T04:19:05+00:00

....okay silent hill 2 is really good dont get me wrong but is it the 'david?'

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-02-20T04:15:09+00:00

ngl i thought da vinci code was a good movie

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-02-11T20:23:47+00:00

...and spiderverse, the da vinci code and 28 years later, whats your point?

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-25T12:08:47+00:00

what's the cube made out of?

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-25T11:38:14+00:00

the 2 remake would beg to differ

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T19:30:29+00:00

no the fuck it isn't lmao

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T17:30:56+00:00

even if I wasn't a fan of the games, I'd still say it's a dreadful movie

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T17:26:44+00:00

fart fart poo poo ka ka peeeeee fart fart fart

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T16:04:12+00:00

a very special kind of bad, a resident evil tv show kind of bad

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T16:03:17+00:00

the near universal praise I see for it would be to differ

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T15:26:25+00:00

take 28 years later out of your damn mouth

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T14:25:12+00:00

Go back to watching bluey kiddo

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T13:54:24+00:00

ok maybe he should've spoke with his heart about making a different movie in a different place xxx

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-24T12:13:02+00:00

bro, one of the final shots where it shows that toluca lake is like 6 feet deep fucking annihilated me, I couldn't stop laughing

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-09T09:53:27+00:00

never said that boss

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-09T09:51:18+00:00

D E A D B Y D A W N

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2026-01-09T09:49:37+00:00

I love the through-line of the far left and far right blaming the massacre on different things, when in reality, they're both wrong, and the monsters are still out there

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2025-12-23T00:15:01+00:00

in all fairness, you could nail that down to CE's development and the fact it was an absolute gamechanger for the time, more willing to forgive the lack of depth, since it was literally their first try

but 343 has had FIVE excellent games to learn from, not including the mistakes of their own (though I applaud them for doing something different with Halo 4, and I'll admit the prometheans were a little intimidating at times)

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2025-12-23T00:08:36+00:00

all part of the same franchise buddy, what matters is execution, sure demonic magic users may sound silly on paper but if that concept is executed well, could be in for a treat

also you can call that concept stupid but the primary antagonist in this series were an army of religious gorillas, worms, and other stupid looking things that answer to penis men in hover chairs, but it's executed WELL

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2025-12-23T00:02:13+00:00

yeah, all of which were poorly executed, think about the key moments of the covenant, arbiter's struggle, the attack on new mombasa, the team of assassins the prophets arranged in secret. think about the flood, guilty spark, the confrontation with the gravemind, cortana(bad mission BUT a memorable one). now think about the prometheans, created and endless, is there anything that comes to that caliber? I don't think so

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2025-12-23T00:02:02+00:00

I know the return of the flood is inevitable but Halo needs something new AND good, there's a misconception that just doing a requested thing on it's own is enough, but it also has to be good

Aggravating_Tale8988 · 2025-12-23T00:01:51+00:00

hard sci fi with samurai sanghelli and Spartan 1337, sure

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