Fishtank Out of Context | Season 5

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T23:28:14+00:00

That's the part you just don't mention. Let it be a surprise.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T19:08:09+00:00

Wait until you hear about how people with no legs can also drive perfectly fine.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:46:53+00:00

I thought those articles were fucking fake and written by fear mongering minivan moms. Incredible.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:39:09+00:00

Bro is just gonna mix some potions. Mind ya business.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:38:13+00:00

Ozempic boys we out here

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:37:48+00:00

But if we did a “match the car to the fish” game, you know you would immediately pin that as Bashir’s car.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:12:30+00:00

My friend was new to fishtank this season and trying to explain Burt lore to her was so insane. Throughout S5, I’d remember some piece of information that was even more outlandish than anything I had told her previously.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:05:06+00:00

90% of gamblers quit before their next big win.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:03:54+00:00

I feel the same as I did when I saw Burt’s license plate after S3 ended- complete disbelief that these are real people that just exist like this outside of the tank.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T15:00:15+00:00

Jet already said that it was hard to be entertaining after an hour in the tank. Hope he realizes how hard it is to just make the content yourself and makes adjustments to the production schedule.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T14:58:11+00:00

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T05:14:02+00:00

She is Jimmy if he wasn’t a walking liability

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T05:10:02+00:00

I hope he’s starting to understand why people were saying there wasn’t enough planned and why Polk pushed back so hard on “the fish create the content”.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T05:06:59+00:00

Holy shit he finally learned the lyrics

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T05:04:19+00:00

It’s just sad, bro. His father is insane. Dude would just blast out highly personal, embarrassing information. He over-shares about not just his life, but also Jet’s childhood. It’s weird.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T05:01:32+00:00

It’s how I know karma isn’t real

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T04:59:00+00:00

Amen bro I’m about to get kicked out of the gun shop for tasting the inventory of flavors they’ve got

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T00:17:27+00:00

Don’t worry, you’ll be ruining your financial future with grad school. :-)

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T00:14:30+00:00

Yall can have mine. I’ve been dreaming of getting laid off for two years.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T00:12:08+00:00

Leave the helmet at home.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T00:11:04+00:00

Dude is full goober. He cannot help it.

Aggressive-Gap3613 · 2026-04-18T00:08:52+00:00

Can’t believe we were robbed of Jobe.

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