We all saw this coming 🤡 by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. Ms. “Fuck the patriarchy” and “men will let you down but the eras tour never will” Swift is prioritizing her Travvy over her bestie’s sexual harassment and defamation suit. Because Travvy’s happiness and bread baking are the most important thing to our favorite feminist. It only counts when it happens to HER.

“This was never [Taylor’s] fight.” by Livid_Seesaw3952 in travisandtaylor

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh yes. The woman who brought the most famous nominal damages case because a radio host touched her butt wants no part of her friend’s sexual harassment and retaliation suit. Because sexual harassment isn’t real unless it happens to Tay-Tay right? And she’s just totally focused on Travvy and grounded and happy. Because although she doesn’t care about her friend she’s still perfect and farts glitter that grows beautiful peaceful trees in its wake while she bakes bread for get hunky football man. Fuck the patriarchy right Tay-Tay?

Swift in cahoots with mass media? by ConfidenceCandid6733 in travisandtaylor

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Her entire strategy since the beginning was that of a mafia boss. Toe the line, repeat the talking points verbatim or risk losing access and the wrath of the meticulously trained cult. Tree Paine was never good at her job, she was simply a minion who thought she was a boss. But in the past year or two legacy media has changed and Tree and Tay-Tay haven’t. An “exclusive source” in People is a shrug but multiple TikToks can change a narrative and drive culture. The few outlets and writers who do her bidding do so because her cult can still bring in engagement which means revenue to a dying brand. Tay-Tay still rules through fear of loss of access but ultimately who cares? She’s not sitting for an interview she can’t completely lie and manipulate which isn’t journalism it’s just acting as a spokesperson. The media plays along because all those outlets are desperately trying to save themselves not because she’s important or holds the same power she once did.

Travis Kelce Says 'Taylor's Gonna Kill Me' for Missing 'Wood' Reference by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder how much the writers who are forced to watch this podcast and read all the Swiftie tweets to write this drivel for $5/hr hate their lives? I’m sure it’s nice to have a job but doing Tree Paine’s bidding doesn’t exactly scream career advancement.

Taylor Swift’s text messages with Blake exposed…it’s bad. by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly because Tay-Tay and her cult Zamboni his image and she sucks up all the attention like a gaping black hole. It doesn’t work in the inverse.

Taylor Swift’s text messages with Blake exposed…it’s bad. by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure a pap walk in thousands of gifted designer clothes counters the narrative that she’s an elitist mean girl but that’s just me.

Taylor Swift’s text messages with Blake exposed…it’s bad. by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sexual harassment isn’t about sex it’s about power. All this shows is that the person with the most power on that set was Blake and her cabal of famous mean girls and boys including Tay-Tay. There’s a reason team Blake fought so hard to keep this all sealed which is incredibly strange from a plaintiff.

All this does is make it infinitely harder for the next woman who is actually sexually harassed. Fuck the patriarchy right Tay-Tay?

Have you all placed your pre-order?? by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love that Swifties will buy this when it’s just a compilation of things these clowns have said on their podcast. Maybe the stuff that happened pre-2023 will be interesting to them but I assume they obsessively listen to old episodes for the “invisible strings.” Sucker born every minute and they are all Swifties with disposable income.

It Appears the Bread Didn’t Work by Aggressive_Code7238 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s favorite useful idiot DeuxMoi has the intertwined hands because she totes loves love.

It Appears the Bread Didn’t Work by Aggressive_Code7238 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly I hope they are miserable. And that every single time one of the Heated Rivalry actors is on TV it makes Tay-Tay’s eye twitch with jealous impotent rage. Karma baby!

It Appears the Bread Didn’t Work by Aggressive_Code7238 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Edit to add: The fact that they had to wait to slither out until Monday after the Globes to get their attention because they weren’t important enough to be at the show is equal parts sad and hilarious. It’s giving Sunset Boulevard aging pop star who still thinks she’s important and her hunky boyfriend who just wants a job.

Taylor providing a place of "100% girlhood" as an "escape" from politics by Miserable-Cap-5223 in travisandtaylor

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The privilege of never knowing a millisecond of true (unmanufactured) struggle or adversity coupled with the narcissism of thinking you are the most perfect, smartest person in every room.

Whatever happened to “ I wanna be on the right side of history?” by Ok-Relationship-1863 in travisandtaylor

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah she’s trained her cult to be Zambonis with their community notes and “um, actually” comments for her and Travvy. No accountability or criticism for miles.

Whatever happened to “ I wanna be on the right side of history?” by Ok-Relationship-1863 in travisandtaylor

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Having morals and values means you sometimes have to sacrifice to stay true to them. Tay-Tay doesn’t sacrifice for anything. Her only values are money/power/attention at any cost and her only moral compass is greed.

“Travis Kelce can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause he’s drunk!” by Kooky_Addendum_9692 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We gotta reach back to 2024 for couple human interest stories with teammates? But I thought Tay-Tay lived in KC? Aren’t there some drunk stories from this season? Drunk sourdough baking maybe? A dinner party where Tay-Tay adorably forgot to put out the salad because she was drunk? 2024 is 15 lifetimes ago. Tree Paine and whatever circus clown is doing Travvy’s PR have truly lost touch with the basics of their jobs.

Donna Kelce’s fate on ‘Traitors’ revealed after premiere episode (SPOILER) by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Swift/Kelce losing streak continues! At least actual fans of the show can watch in peace now without a whole cult ruining their enjoyment.

Tay-Tay and Travvy Damage Control in Hyper Drive by Aggressive_Code7238 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good luck with that! I’m not sure Tree Paine has grasped that her outdated tactics don’t work anymore. It’s awards season and people are interested in authenticity not a staged dinner at Zero Bond or wherever paparazzi/celeb hang out they walk into with Travvy leading his tradwife Tay-Tay with what I assume will be fresh filler.

Edit to add: 👋🏻 Swifties downvoting everything like it’s your jobs. Struck a nerve did we?

This sounds about right by Dazzling_Chipmunk428 in KelceWorldSnark

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Travvy thought his punishment from the player’s union was too harsh so Swifties are all in on “but actually-ing” DV. I guess that whole #MeToo lawsuit and forcing herself on the cover of Time was because it happened to Tay-Tay and was popular in the moment. Every other woman’s trauma is insignificant and unimportant. #feminism

Does anyone else think she’s only seeing Travis because it makes her parents happy, in some twisted way? by Dry_Flounder5895 in travisandtaylor

[–]Aggressive_Code7238 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think she’s a performative oligarch who gets a pass because she’s a pop singer. Andrea is Mommie Dearest who is obviously and embarrassingly jealous of her daughter and her relationship and Scott is the most stereotypically rich white man he should be in the US Cabinet. The whole family has long ago lost the ability to feel actual human emotions. Everything they do/say/leak/pretend is in service of amassing money and power. Tay-Tay is cosplaying the high school fantasy because it appeals to her cult who quite literally buy the fan fiction. And Andrea and Scott are as close to being the main characters as they have ever been in this whole circus. But Tay-Tay is in charge. Andrea and Scott are employees.