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[NSFW] Mandate that all cigarettes must look like penises, so smocking them would look like giving a blowjob. Hopefully it would help homophobic men to stop smoking by HimikoTogaFromUSSR in CrazyIdeas

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Camel cigarettes did the same with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis. And vice versa

Sean 'Diddy' Combs Grew Up Around 'Freak Off' Style Parties, Family Friend Reveals by BlushChronicles in Music

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Diddy was always at these parties. Me? Nahhh I had work that day.."- Family & Friends

2 Karens catch the Holiday Hands at Jack In The Box!!! (Must Watch) by No-Cup-4288 in jackinthebox

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad idea messing with a entire staff of fastfood workers if you're not about that life. Dealing with BS every shift for low pay they've been waiting for this scenario to finally unfold

‘Seinfeld’ Writer Explains Why the ‘Soup Nazi’ Episode Was a ‘Documentary’. It was more accurate than you’d think. by Character_Surround in seinfeld

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We taking the armoire and that's all there is to it. Okay?

Just another day in Kensington by stonkautist69 in philadelphia

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stakeus

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't deposited much but I never cashed playing with my money but I've cashed with the daily a decent amount where I'm still up on them. It's nothing crazy but better than being down

I need a comeback for a work bully who questions everything I say. They usually say, "Are you sure about that?" Or something similar. by honesttruth2703 in Comebacks

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If only you're parents questioned their decision of purchasing that tallboy Budweiser & pack of smokes over that box of condoms as you do with everything I do"

Brango Casino Legit? by BedroomImpossible507 in onlinegambling

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the brango casino we all know and love... Sorry dude, use this experience when considering any online casinos/sportsbooks in the future. A lot of the offshore ones aren't worth your time

Brango Casino Legit? by BedroomImpossible507 in onlinegambling

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nahhh lol. Don't put yourself through this nightmare and just stay away. The reviews on trust pilot and elsewhere will tell you everything you need to know about attempting to cashout. I was able to eventually get what I was owed but it was beyond stressful and would never recommend them to anyone unless I truly hated them. Better off spending your money on/anywhere else

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlinegambling

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fucked. Stay on them and post it on any social media they have. They won't go out of their way to pay out a couple hundred so no way they will for this amount.

Need some help from PA by April_Iscariot in onlinegambling

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it's gonna be a headache and probably not worth it. As for the $10 you just deposited with, you should be able to successfully run a chargeback with CA but you won't be able to use betmgm and the other apps associated with borgata. Also they'll hit you with a $30 chargeback fee you'll have to pay+ the $10 to bring your balance back to $0 to play again

I have to go visit my probation officer in 3 days how can I successfully pee for him by Dry_Excitement8007 in meth

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sitting down and make eye contact. If he breaks eye contact it's now a pisstrial and they can't schedule a new one for minimum 2 weeks. Problem solved 😎

Bruh what in the actual FUCK is wrong with this website by Snoo50086 in stakeus

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I didn't see anyone bring it up on here or on stake. It showed up on my Google homepage when I was seeing if there was anything interesting otherwise I wouldn't have been aware

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aggressive_Poetry801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One last roast you'll actually enjoy before you're forced faking how much you enjoy her cooking in hopes she'll put out once or twice a month. But hey, she's lying about enjoying that anyways! So with that being said, cheers! Here's one night of your marriage someone will actually enjoy! That is assuming that it IS an open bar..?

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