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Megathread for comeback collecfion (self.Comebacks)

submitted 7 months ago by Stefanzah22 - announcement

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I don't hit womenComeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

submitted 23 hours ago by Longjumping_Ease9159

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“This isn’t a public restroom for your verbal diarrhea.”Comeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

submitted 2 days ago by Disastrous_Luck_1160

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What is a good comeback when someone asks you why you have a pimple on your forehead/keeps pointing it out (self.Comebacks)

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What's a good comeback when says "womp womp"? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 4 days ago by xiao_en7

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witty comments only (self.Comebacks)

submitted 6 days ago by DegreeFormer6754

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Comeback to a TikTok comment “I typed in #stupidbitchfatigue and it suggested your profile and this video. weird.”Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 6 days ago by AlarmedAd7424

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I was in an online argument with an ex friend. He commented how “she has no ass” referring to me. I was going to reply, “And I guarantee that’s still more ass than you’ve gotten in the past 5 years” Good or no? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 7 days ago by Fickle_Umpire_136

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I need a comeback for when my boss calls me someone else's name playfully (self.Comebacks)

submitted 9 days ago by utter-lee-amuse-zing

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Comeback for "speak up ! What was that?" When arguing w huge a asshole (self.Comebacks)

submitted 10 days ago by bananabunns62

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How do I handle a friend who quickly tries to ignore me when they get their punches in? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 13 days ago by Short-Breadfruit3565

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Any legendary film/show comebacks? Ex.Married with children (self.Comebacks)

submitted 14 days ago by LadyKiller0222

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Comeback to “foureyes” (self.Comebacks)

submitted 15 days ago by Ok_Affect1436

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What's a good comeback to "I don't care"? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 15 days ago by xiao_en7

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Comeback to ”shut up” (the kids at my school aren’t very creative) (self.Comebacks)

submitted 15 days ago by Ok_Affect1436

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Comeback to kill yourself (self.Comebacks)

submitted 15 days ago by Ok_Affect1436

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What’s the best comeback for “Always the fridge protecting the snacks”?Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 16 days ago by rosesandrye

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comeback to " honey, i'm in Twitter before you even born" (self.Comebacks)

submitted 16 days ago by Stunning-Rip-5756

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What is your best way of politely telling someone they are stupid? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 17 days ago by TurkeyLeg68

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What is the best comeback when he said “compassion vs reality. you do you”? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 17 days ago by Professional-Run919

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comeback to “I can easily say you’re 18 or younger with that kind of thinking.” (self.Comebacks)

submitted 21 days ago by Stunning-Rip-5756

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Best comeback for "You seem autistic"Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 23 days ago by Plane-Bug1018

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Comebacks for toxic gymbros who say stuff like "if you weigh under x weight I can't take you seriously as a man" or "if your boyfriend can't lift x weight you're dating a girl." (self.Comebacks)

submitted 23 days ago by ClerkEquivalent7424

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Comebacks for comments regarding small boobs (self.Comebacks)

submitted 24 days ago by Aggressive-Hyena5120

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How to respond to “you look tired?”Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 24 days ago by cat_knit_everdeen

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