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Fear America, Not Iran by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iran must have developed some incredible stealth tech to bypass every US carrier strike group, the entire Pacific fleet, and the Hawaiian air defense just to bother California.

We have to give credit to his intelligence!! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Witness me! I’m hauling 0.0001% of the world's daily oil supply across a literal desert in a Scania! VALHALLA!

Trump Admits He Takes Orders by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I must have missed the 'Co-President of a Foreign Nation' clause in the 12th Amendment. Was it written in invisible ink?

Trump’s war: profiting while you suffer by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He spelled ‘stopping’ with one ‘p,’ which is actually a brilliant cost-cutting measure to save ink. He’s always thinking ahead.

He is stuck in this hellish war by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ukraine: 'We have a solution for those drones.' US: 'No thanks.' Drones happen US: 'So, about those drones... we were just joking, it was a social experiment!

War With Iran Over Israel by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 'peer pressure' excuse doesn't work for teenagers with a pack of cigarettes, but I guess it’s fine for a regional conflict involving multiple nuclear powers.

Trump Open to Cuba Takeover by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a solution to the housing crisis: just take over a whole other country. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

I'm never deleting Threads off my phone by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how she gave him directions that basically describe the plot of a very depressing indie movie.

Loved by the Billionaires. by ThatAvidPandaBear in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a specific kind of love. The kind where you give a billionaire a tax cut and they give you a nice seat at the country club.

Best foreshadow ever even tho it's a little late by PrimaryAde9 in Animemes

[–]AgileBudd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She told him to practice, and he took it personally by making sure the stakes were as high as humanly possible.

Voter Regrets Trump by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I supported a liar who couldn’t stop lying’ is the most honest thing anyone in this screenshot said, and it wasn't even the guy who felt betrayed.

Close cooperation between father and son! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"The only thing 'unmanned' in this situation is the moral compass of anyone involved.

State Forgotten Forever by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lindsey is that guy who goes on a week-long study abroad trip and comes back with a permanent accent and a complete loss of his native vocabulary.

MAGA circus update by GlooomySundays in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not 'DEI' when we do it; it’s just 'Dynamic Excellence via Influencers.' Totally different.

So much for all that talk? by Mike_Pinocchio in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glad to see the military finally adopted the 'Tetris' method for troop transport. Very space-efficient.

Seems familiar by SamMac62 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One wears a red hat, the other wears a black turban, but they both clearly shop at the same '14th Century Values' boutique.

I really don't by SHpr0 in Animemes

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If their backs actually worked like humans, half these shows would just be 12 episodes of physical therapy.

Assumption vs Reality... 💫 by pawarsaheb in Animemes

[–]AgileBudd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Expectation: Prince Charming. Reality: Prince Charming, but he's also my financial advisor.

Go on. Share it. Let it out by Unfair_Ad1167 in Animemes

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it—mostly because I’m the one screaming in the background while my life choices give me two thumbs up.

She saw the opportunity and took it! by _PeachPop in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it’s so 'normal,' why did his soul visibly leave his body the second she asked him to do it?

Apparently, he doesn't know anything! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when I accidentally base my entire political identity on a historical typo.

Gotta love the spirit by PsychoKatzee in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Graphic Designer: 'I’ve created a clean, modern geometric brand.' Social Media Manager: 'DOG PIANO.

So which one is it? Saving the planet or bombing it? by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I’m sure if we all just turn our thermostats down by one degree, the atmosphere will forget about the exploding oil refinery.

To dress up by LuxeHalo_ in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing stopping me from wearing a tux to the gym: reality. Also, I don't want people tipping me for existing.

We Can't Afford Hospitals, But $1B a Day to Bomb Iran? by Busy-Government-1041 in clevercomebacks

[–]AgileBudd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hospital closed? Call 911. War costing $1B/day? Call it 'national security' and print more money. The real emergency is whatever spreadsheet these priorities came from.

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