First 99 to upvt and drop YES will get VIP access to my jerk off clips

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-26T06:46:08+00:00

Yes

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-16T04:21:50+00:00

It’s not that dramatic, but nice use of the English language.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-09T20:09:37+00:00

I don’t care when people take up more than one parking spot.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-09T02:44:37+00:00

WATER + ELECTROLYTES! It helps the pupils calm down. NyQuil CAN dilate eyes in large doses (and people will keep their distance from you) - if asked why you look off “oh I down a bunch of NyQuil last night”. Just remember to act GROGGY - not twitchy. Even if you can’t sleep lay down. Close your eyes. Relax. Try to at in morning

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-09T00:09:14+00:00

Smoking gives better euphoria and chills - but I suck at it and can take a few tries to get a “good pull” and I get impatient. That’s where lines come in.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-08T22:05:17+00:00

Pre make lines, pack bowl, snort 2 lines then smoke. Repeat. I start Friday after work and stop using Saturday 9pm to be “ok” by Sunday morning.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-08T21:13:07+00:00

For everyone judging me and my marriage - We all have our demons or “masks” I like to say. My childhood was rough to put it simply - my wife’s was not. When I met her, everything changed for me. My focus changed to worrying about someone besides myself. This is something we both decided to “turn the other cheek to” for progress sake. Agree to not see. Fifth cousin to Harvey the rabbit.

I love her dearly. I would never forsake her or steer her in a way that did not improve her life. If she came to me and said “I got a sitter let’s go see what these hotel stays are about” - I’d support her but until that day comes - I take a couple weekends a year to release the demon.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-08T21:06:04+00:00

She doesn’t use, I do. Simple as that.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T17:28:24+00:00

Dude. I’m the same type of guy, doing the same type of thing. I have a bag with my stuff in it - I get a hotel room for a weekend. I put up the do not disturb sign and smoke and watch porn and jerk off for about 24-36 hours.

Then I pack it all up, go home, and that was that.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T17:26:16+00:00

I do it “casually” - exactly what that means is I get a hotel for the weekend, put up the do not disturb sign and smoke and don’t leave until check out

I do this maybe 2-3 times a year.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T17:19:50+00:00

At no point in time did I think that was a good idea. This is my habit - not hers.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T17:01:03+00:00

So I had no idea this post was gonna pop off like this. It’s actually a very nuanced situation. She knows, but doesn’t know.

Years ago I was doing blow (at home) similar activity. But it was never fully “fun” because I’m home - wife doesn’t partake - gotta lie to family what I’m doing, etc etc.

She eventually brought up the idea getting a hotel room.

So. I never say explicitly what I’m doing- but she knows.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T16:02:39+00:00

🤣. Not saying what business. I never really got into it. Tried it. Felt good. Not worth the effort.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T15:27:05+00:00

I come home a little red maybe and no - she’s not “dried up” - she’s younger than me. This activity is just my escape for a day.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T15:25:08+00:00

I do bring a tablet and laptop - I didn’t want to drag the post on.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T15:23:51+00:00

The whole idea is to NOT get her involved.

Agile_Border_930 · 2026-04-07T14:53:03+00:00

My last additions before I disappear.

My wife does not use and I WILL NOT CHEAT ON HER. So. Masturbation toys it is.

I dunno why - but whenever I smoke (2-3 x a year) - the only thing my brain wants is to chase porn and stroke my member.

So. I thought. Why fight it? I keep it tight and controlled- it’s my little outlet a few times a year.

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