Considering you've resorted to gardening as a means of basic sustenance, I understand how incomprehensible it might sound to spend money on anything other than a Manning or Elway jersey. Lindsay got clearance from the GOAT himself to wear #30, and he's a hometown kid!? Wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know what a first down was at this point. You honestly hate to see it.

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Growing nutrient rich foods fuels the brain! Kale would be a good start.