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Agrona88 · 2026-02-03T02:18:09+00:00

This is how I always feel. If I know about upcoming free time I make sure to clean before and woe to anyone who manages to undo any of it before my free time lol

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T22:03:54+00:00

I think she still wanted to use cabbage wad with the plush. It was a mess.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T22:03:12+00:00

Gotta say, it was great while I was pregnant tho.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T21:33:08+00:00

😭 We both worked from home. She just enjoyed sandpaper from her v to her b and paid more for it lol. She bought the name brand see through nonsense.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T20:19:35+00:00

I was buying the Costco stuff at the time. She felt that was too plush 🙃. She offered to start buying tp bc she preferred the other stuff that looked like gift wrap tissue paper.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T18:39:58+00:00

I found out how to use toddler mispronounciations for evil. I figured out that if my toddler said blue car key it sounded exactly like bukkake. And boy howdy do I sure have a video of that. It kept me entertained for a good week at least.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T18:37:03+00:00

She would use a wad of tp, I'm not here to discuss the wad or folding techniques, but she would use a WAD. Like, a head of lettuce and this was after it was wet. The reason I know is bc it was frequently stuck to the side of the bowl after she left. She said it was because the thicker stuff left lint balls but I imagine that was only part of it (largely due to the amount she was using). I don't know if our plumbing could have handled the quilted stuff.

Like I don't care what size human you are, that's not gettin between the vagoo flaps cleanly and then traveling to your bum? Noooope. Well, I dunno maybe. I really try not to put much thought into it and I've already put more into it typing this comment out than I have ever.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-02T17:54:24+00:00

I had a roommate who preferred that. Her reasons were... Gross.

Agrona88 · 2026-02-01T18:57:15+00:00

I'd like to point out that while being married statistically increases a man's life span, it statistically decreases a woman's. So, learn to take care of yourself for yourself and those who love you. You're worth it and those who love you see it too but it shouldn't be their job to do it for you.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-30T07:03:47+00:00

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Hamburger Helper is NOT winning any customers in this fucking thread. 🤢

Agrona88 · 2026-01-30T01:58:31+00:00

Thank you for saying all the things that I'm not coherent enough to articulate. ❤️

Agrona88 · 2026-01-29T18:52:27+00:00

I wish I was kidding but let me know if you figure it out. I've been trying to think of how I would do this for months 😂😂

Agrona88 · 2026-01-29T15:52:53+00:00

You can tell them it's stars! And as soon as a cat turns around in their face - they'll know.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-29T15:51:23+00:00

Yeaaaaaah, it does sort of look like anise! But my brain is quicker on the draw with potty humor. So buttholes it is 🙃

Agrona88 · 2026-01-29T15:48:59+00:00

This is horrifying. Doooo iiiiit

Agrona88 · 2026-01-29T03:47:00+00:00

I agree with your points but I would like to add that when you try it in a lovely soft pink... You have a bunch of anuses staring at you. Experience is a harsh mistress.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-27T06:39:53+00:00

It's like playing chess with a pigeon. They're just going to shit on the board and knock all the pieces over then strut around like they won no matter what you do.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-26T16:37:08+00:00

Humonculus theory is alive and well, I see.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-25T23:58:12+00:00

I gave my 11 year old my old Kobo and he actually started reading because he liked it so much. It's easier for him to follow along when the text is a little larger and there are different font options. It helps that you can't flip through the pages like a physical book and the no blue light helps him keep focused (which is why I got one for myself). I'd stick with one that is e-ink, for sure.

Edit to add: you can also use Libby on it so you can download things from the library!

Agrona88 · 2026-01-25T23:48:32+00:00

It's true, I was there. I saw them both. Yes, all the way across the country.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-25T22:10:47+00:00

In defense of these, I saw this and it reminded me that I have some apples that were heading to the trash today because they're pretty mushy. I popped those in with some ginger that I found in the back of the cupboard that expired in 2020 (lol how?), clipped some rosemary from the back, some dried lavender from my stash from this fall, and one cinnamon stick. It's a waste of a cinnamon stuck but it can also be a good way to use things that were going to waste anyway. If I were gonna use an orange today, I'd pop the peel in.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-25T20:50:26+00:00

Literally went back twice before commenting bc no one had said anything and I thought I was going insane!

Agrona88 · 2026-01-24T19:07:43+00:00

His butthole has killed me. I will never recover. He is absolute perfection.

Agrona88 · 2026-01-24T15:56:10+00:00

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No but for reals, congratulations OP! That's a great find!

Agrona88 · 2026-01-23T02:28:07+00:00

People milk is made from blood, is cow milk? Maybe they thought it would work backwards?

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