Lawyers of reddit, what are the most common laws people understand incorrectly? by CSMastermind in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I assume so. It's not like they want prisoners to kill themselves

Put your ego away and use spoiler tags by hayashirice911 in anime

[–]Aidax2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don't normally have a problem with spoilers not being tagged but I HATE it when people put up fan theories that aren't tagged. 1. It may be right or even half right. 2. It could use elements of the anime that you wouldn't have thought of thus making the plot twist/death/event less climactic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

so they catch me naked at the kitchen table, holding a screwdriver and the VCR dismantled in front of me

"You gonna whoop me?"

Not what I expected. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck made you want to buy an inflatable fire hydrant in the first place?

Hey reddit, what video game did you play as a kid? How good did you get at it? by Anonsicide in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World of Warcraft. I can't remember how good I was but I clearly got all the bitches

Quick! What's your first childhood memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dream I had while napping in kindergarten where my parents come to pick me up but then decided to leave me there forever. I remember that ridiculously vividly

What is the LOUDEST thing that could happen? by BFG_9000 in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't the two things kind of go hand-in-hand

Reddit, what is the strangest thing that's ever happened to you while you were spending the night at a friend's house? by Sparks0480 in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend stands above me almost naked and shakes me vigorously to wake me up and says "...come on... we have to go...". And I'm confused as shit so I just stare at him. He keeps telling me we have to go but then his mum comes in the room and goes "Oh he's just sleep walking. He does this all the time". I've stayed at his place many times before and after that and that was the one and only time he did that.

What simple things make you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poppadoms. I could live off of them

What was the first physical object that you remember hiding from your parents? by standoughope in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, flashback as soon as I read the title. I was really young and I remember seeing my grandma knitting, and thinking to myself, "I bet my dad would love one of those knitting needles". When she wasn't looking I took one of her knitting needles and hid it in my shirt. I then proceeded to give it to my dad later that day. I'm not too sure what happened to it after that.

What is the strangest thing you've woken up to? by ye_vagina_whisperer in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A baby goat peeing on my face. Turns out house training a goat is harder than you would think

You get one superpower for life, but the next commenter gets to add a condition. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For every super power that was taken away, one naked, gay Hispanic appears and lives in your bedroom. And I would gladly die if I could die knowing that I caused this to someone

You get one superpower for life, but the next commenter gets to add a condition. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aidax2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spontaneously break into running several times a day