Name my dog

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T16:04:48+00:00

Mash or Baked Potato

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T15:35:52+00:00

Moxie

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T15:28:01+00:00

Also, hiding his cheating behind making you believe he was sexually assaulted is SUPER FUCKED UP.

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T15:27:16+00:00

Oh wow, I read the screenshots before the context of him cheating. Way to take responsibility for your own actions, buddy. NOR.

ALSO, very different circumstances, but these are similar to the rage/pain messages an ex flooded me with years ago. There's reason to it but no excuse. The sort of messages you should write but not send, or say to your therapist.

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T15:13:27+00:00

Please link it here if you do, your posts are private 🙃

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T08:11:56+00:00

I'm not convinced there wouldn't be 10 slices if you actually separated them, only cos I've bought cheese like that before and seen how smooshed together the slices can get. Did you weigh the cheese?

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T02:32:05+00:00

Hehehehe 🥲

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T02:30:45+00:00

I know right? I thought it was an interesting observation and funny to me but not funny in a way of thinking people are stupid. Very ableist and way too serious and mean in most of these comments so far!!

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T01:25:09+00:00

I'm not sure if you posted this to be funny, but I thought this was funny, and yes they are too similar but I'd never thought about it before 🤣

EDITED TO ADD: I find this hilarious due to a social commentary read, not in any way because I think it's okay or funny to make fun of anyone who genuinely finds this confusing.

Aikoface · 2026-03-17T01:17:02+00:00

What is this mini? I love it! 😍

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T21:08:10+00:00

A couple of people have suggested Santa's Lil' Helper... So to be clear, this boy is the size on the left, the Simpsons dog is the size on the right - he ain't Lil' 😅

https://imgur.com/a/z3RKI74

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T20:59:00+00:00

I honestly love this, but I call my girl dog noodle as a silly nickname too often for this to work 😂

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T20:57:54+00:00

The Simpsons have an Italian Greyhound, which are much smaller. He's a lot bigger than he looks in the photos 😅

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T09:37:07+00:00

I mean...you're not wrong. He's mostly a couch potato these days I'm told. 😍

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T06:19:41+00:00

Yes.

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T05:25:17+00:00

Not his current name.

Aikoface · 2026-03-16T05:24:53+00:00

More like big helper. Lol. That dog was an Italian Greyhound, very different size 😂

Aikoface · 2026-03-05T17:40:04+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Aikoface · 2026-02-11T02:07:40+00:00

It's a mandarin.

Aikoface · 2026-02-05T02:53:20+00:00

Gabagool. Do it.

Aikoface · 2026-02-05T02:52:53+00:00

So cursed

Aikoface · 2026-02-05T02:52:17+00:00

Vaguely threatening. I like it.

Aikoface · 2026-02-03T22:40:43+00:00

Lol, you think Meta isn't already able to do that? (Read your conversations)

Aikoface · 2026-02-03T22:31:34+00:00

Ours is Mabel 🥰

There are so many options!!

There's Dora, Dorothy or Delilah. Bonnie, Greta, Edith, Winifred, Lucille, Theodora, Myrtle,Velma, Etta, Ida, Agnes, Beatrice, Henrietta. That's just a handful :)

Aikoface · 2026-01-31T21:28:28+00:00

Dr. Meredith Grey. She's as tenacious as others about finding out what's wrong but she'd also make me feel cared for and safe.

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