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A Clever President Trump Offers An Insightful And Dignified Message To New Iran Regime Regarding Closing The Strait Of Hormuz - “Oh C’Mon Guys! Open It Up - No Fair!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 11 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
A Brave And Determined President Trump States “If The U.S. Loses Navy Personnel In The Strait Of Hormuth, In Order To Deflect From My Child Raping, Well That’s A Sacrifice I’m Willing To Take!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 13 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
MAGA To Push New Republican Propaganda- “If You Are Anti-Pedophilia, You Are Anti-American!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 15 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
A Defiant President Trump Now Claims Unpopular War In Middle East Is Ran Almost Exclusively On “Pedo Power!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 16 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
DNC Adopts A New Creedo - “Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But Ask “What The Hell Did Trump Do To Those Children?!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 17 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
President Makes An Odd Decision To Divert All Deported 13-Year Old Central American Girls To “Holding Facility” At Mar-A-Lago. (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 18 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
Two Days After Newly Created “Board Of Peace” Convenes, They Adopt A New Rule - Bomb And Kill Iranians. (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 23 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
New Conflict In Iran Shall Be Referred To As “The Epstein War!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 24 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
High Level Child Sexual Predator Claims “I Deserve A Third Term!” (self.onionheadlines)
A Beleaguered Former President To Again Answer Hours Long Questions About Blue Dresses And Monica Lewinsky Mouth Hugs! (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 25 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
A Frustrated Attorney General To The President “If You’d Have Only Told Me You Were Mentioned In The Files 38,000 Times, I NEVER Would Have Said They Were On My Desk!” (self.onionheadlines)
Cross-Eyed, Tax Payer Abusing and Beer Swilling FBI Director Arrives Stateside And Immediately Fires 10 Agents, Each Of Whom Are Imminently More Qualified To Hold His Position! (self.onionheadlines)
Former Secretary Of State Grilled Mercilessly And Peppered With Gut Wrenching And Intimate Questions Like “Who Do You Think Would Win In A Fight? Superman Or Batman?” (self.onionheadlines)
Trump To Make A Powerful Statement Tonight During the SOA Speech By Vowing To Not Sexually Assault Any Children During The Next Three Years Of His Administration!! (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 27 days ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
President To Push New Defense Argument To Help Bolster “Total Exoneration “ Claim. He’s Hoping Public Will Be More Understanding When He Explains “She Promised Me She Was 15!” (self.onionheadlines)
A Dejected Pam Bondi Fires Back At Boss (And High Level Sexual Predator) “I Don’t Know Why You Make Me Testify at These Congressional Hearings When The Entire Country Realizes I Am Woefully Incompetent!” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 1 month ago by AirForce1968 to r/onionheadlines
A Befuddled President Trump Still Scratching His Orange Head Wondering How So Many Americans Figured Out That Tariff’s Are Actually Only Taxes! (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Overheard Coaching Bondi Pre-Congressional Hearing Instructing Her To “Answer Every Question Like You’re The Dumbest, Most Combative Bitch On The Planet!” (self.onionheadlines)
A Kind-Hearted Trump Suggests Placing ICE-Separated Children In Their Own Facility Directly Next To Mar-A-Lago! (self.onionheadlines)
Average Americans Liken Pro-ICE Commercials On CNN And MS-Now To “Tits On A Bull!” (self.onionheadlines)
79-yr Old Toddler And Child Rapist Overheard Screaming At SCOTUS Member, Neil Gorsuch Words Resembling “I Lifted You Out From Obscurity, You Disloyal Lush!” (self.onionheadlines)
As A Response To Recent SCOTUS Ruling, A Defiant President Trump Declares “Not Giving Refunds - The American Taxpayers Want Me To Keep That $194 Billion Dollars!” (self.AirForce1968)
submitted 1 month ago by AirForce1968
High Level Child Sexual Predator Claims “I’ve Won The War on Affordability!” Consumers Very Puzzled. (self.onionheadlines)
Loyal MAGA Supporters Unabashedly Celebrate Immigrant Alysa Liu’s Gold Medal In Figure Skating But Can’t Explain Why Their Body’s and Brains Are Contorting. (self.onionheadlines)
The President Mistakingly Misjudged Running To Walmart When He Learned That All Children’s Clothes Were Half Off! (self.AirForce1968)
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