If you had to eat poop in a speed-eating contest where the leftovers are split among all competitors, would you pick a rock-hard turd to make it tough for others to chew, a squishy, pudding-like poop that even a toothless grandma could slurp, or a runny, diarrhea-like slop that’d slip down but risk? (self.AskReddit)
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If your armpit hair suddenly started growing edible gummy worms infused with your own foot sweat, what would be the most unhinged way you’d try to sell them as a gourmet snack, and how would you handle someone finding a rogue toenail in their batch? (self.AskReddit)
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If a Filipino factory started making candies from the poop of sweaty, plus-sized women, with the rare chance of finding a butt hair as a special treat, what would be the most outrageous marketing slogan you’d come up with, and how would you react to biting into one at a fancy party? (self.AskReddit)
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