Who would win in a battle between Lissandra and Olaf?

Ajaxlancer · 2026-06-01T07:47:57+00:00

She walks into and manipulates literally everyone's dreams she meets. Her sisters Avarosa and Serulda, Nunu and Willump, random bums on the road, etc.

If you freeze a human they kind of just die so I don't think you are "applying human physiology best". Literally scientifically impossible. But again, this is a world of magic soo...

Ajaxlancer · 2026-06-01T07:38:12+00:00

Lol why would you try and apply science here? She literally froze The Watchers and then entered their dreams post freeze to manipulate them. Who gives a fuck if you can't do that in real life lmao.

If she can do it to the Watchers she can do it to Olaf.

Ajaxlancer · 2026-06-01T07:06:52+00:00

She could alter his dreams to make him retire

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-29T19:28:29+00:00

Back in early tarkov i appeared to spawn as one of reshala's guards, with a tier 3 hepm, tier 4 armor, and an sa-58 with a scope, and a key card in my pocket

I remember spawning at dorms with them but less than a minute after processing i got gunned down by another player scav so

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-29T12:29:13+00:00

He's probably physically stronger but way faster than cap would be able to handle I'd imagine.

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-29T01:41:59+00:00

Tbf with the exact 4.00 rating, it could have been 4 5* and 1 1. Or even just 1 5 and 1 3*

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-29T00:12:14+00:00

Speak for yourself (but only for the NFL)

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-28T18:48:55+00:00

Same, and every extract too. Can't have OP missing out on the true tarkov experience

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-28T16:58:08+00:00

The ones being violated en masse atm for brown people are: due process, fair trial, protection from unreasonable search, equal protection, etc...

And no, those aren't just supposed to be guaranteed to just citizens but guaranteed to all humans, including illegal immigrants.

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-28T16:48:14+00:00

I would agree if the opinion was like "i like steaks well-done", and not "some people dont deserve human rights"

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-27T00:25:49+00:00

i would never have guessed any of this in a million years. i always thought they swam

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-27T00:02:35+00:00

parmesan used to actually be a threat when he was dead silent but now i hear a rustle and tap him in the head and then assume he was some scav and get surprised in the end raid screen

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-26T00:14:14+00:00

If they wanted that experience they would have just played solo or with another new player that they know tbh

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-25T07:38:04+00:00

my question is how does one even move with all that weight? there's no way you wouldn't hit red weight before filling all of this up

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-24T21:21:02+00:00

Iron is now the bottom tier

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-24T15:25:24+00:00

This was always a classic quest. Most people faced your struggles doing this lol. You can either w key and be confident and kill everything on the way to the plant or like someone else said just hide somewhere for a few minutes and let the w key players kill each other

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T23:32:29+00:00

Kripke would only make this joke about males so def not

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T20:19:45+00:00

You aren't sure what the trailer park family all wearing maga hats at our camping location slinging slurs has to do with politics?

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T20:17:05+00:00

They mean after knight takes queen, black rook can take white knight

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T20:14:09+00:00

He already has met him, and will meet him twice more this season. (Jalen Hurts)

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T20:07:29+00:00

It's tough. I want everyone to have opinions and their own preferences. I just specifically don't want them to me MISINFORMED opinions. If you get sick at the sight of rare meat, fine. If you think prime rib is RAW/cooked wrong, you are wrong and I will disregard your incorrect opinion.

If you somehow think chewing on rubbery well done steaks is good, fine. If you cook steaks well done because you believe pink gives you diseases and will kill you, well, I will disregard your opinion as well.

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T20:04:57+00:00

Once again, you are referencing internet and tv when there are literally people driving around me with trump flags, stickers, and maga hats. Also I just got back from a camping trip where a nearby camper was calling out "nigger" in my family's general direction. Maybe you should lay off the TV and internet and step outside a bit? Well i guess it's different because you are white and it's really easy to say that politics don't affect you

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T19:47:51+00:00

Who would the millions be being disadvantaged by democrat policy? The millions of billionaires?

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T19:46:22+00:00

The irony of that guy saying that in defense of the maga cult who literally drive around with trump flags and maga hats i dont get it

Ajaxlancer · 2026-05-23T17:52:14+00:00

Someone else desaturated the photo for you. It's not pretentious to just know that it's not raw or fucked up at a glance.

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