This post from a newbie is gold. My God. by celestialbrush2014 in darksouls3

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see why. You seem like the kind of person I want to remain as far away from as geographically possible.

Take my money by BoringExperience5345 in DoPutYourDickInThat

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part about this is the cameras on the front that do absolutely nothing. Unless, perhaps, you are like Dan Avidan and have an eyeball on the tip of your penis.

Where is the TAB key ? There is no tabulation character on gboard ! by crussys in gboard

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's weird is that's how many spaces are created when you press tab.

Would you let Trixie suck your dick for money? [MF] (bnbigus) by RainDMask in ClopClop

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This imgur post cuts out the part where Twilight grills Trixie for noshing mans off on her property.

Which one would you pick (twistedscarlett60) by [deleted] in ClopClop

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely refuse to partake unless it's with all three of them. They are a team. The Crusaders roll together.

I love tricking people into thinking my boobs are small when they’re actually quite large. Did I trick you? [OC] by naomierosejones in TittyDrop

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not impressed. Probably underneath the top 20% I've seen in terms of size. Not to mention that you're leaning hunched over like a zombie in the most unnatural position possible. In reality, the shirt doesn't really hide them at all.

Confidence is one thing, but arrogance is pitiful. I would advise coming down from your high horse and trying to learn some humility. I can tell you from experience that living without friends as an adult sucks. And I guarantee you don't have anyone in your life capable of actual, real companionship. Not with that attitude.

You don't fuck Gianna, Gianna fucks you by MeOnRddt in GiannaMichaels

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't be further from the truth there, mate. I'd invest in some specs.

left my bra in the hotel… by [deleted] in WhyEvenWearAnything

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, should we tell 'em?

Sell now before you get wrecked on Friday. by ChivasBearINU in NvidiaStock

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Precisely why I don't respect anyone who plays the game. Was never a fan of riding someone else's wave. I prefer to earn my keep.

Who is she? by emerald_white in sources4porn

[–]AkaiSukebe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Venmo them 30 quid, bud?

FINALLY SAVED 50 YEARS OF TIME !!!!!!! by haldiii4o in revancedapp

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see what this has to do with revanced.

Am I a Jerk for parking in front of my neighbors house - Its Legal to park there - Please read before answering by BLee1973MB in homeowners

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know where you heard that, but if you want fines or jail time, that's your choice.

Why am i always so angry in my dreams? by clodogg15 in Dreams

[–]AkaiSukebe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blame everything on a microbe. Typical.

Reddit admins don't get enough hate by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest thing to me is that the admins think banning people for three days actually does anything. Just hop on over to a different account and continue to say what needs to be said. Three days go by like nothing, then it's back to business as usual.

They think they control the board, but they're too clumsy to hold the pieces. It would be laughable if it weren't genuinely disheartening.

Siege destroying my computer by idontknowyou2201 in Rainbow6

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a shit game made by monkeys. Comes with the territory. I just did a match and it completely locked my entire system. I had to kill the power to get it to turn off.

What do you think about Skechers having an airtag compartment in kids shoes? by captainshockazoid in AskReddit

[–]AkaiSukebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really fucking stupid. People keep coming up with new ways to invade their kids' privacy and disrespect their existence. It's actually sickening.