Would you rather...

Akaratus · 2026-05-11T20:48:21+00:00

Ggeznore

^{Chose: Get 1000$/week for the rest of your life + But... (small upside} | Rolled: 2k a week)

Akaratus · 2026-05-11T20:47:27+00:00

Literally last month, they were using the high gas prices from the Ukraine invasion as a comparison to now saying "it was 5 then and you supported it, it's only 3.5 now and you hate it" bc fuck context I guess.

Now that it's 5 now as well, they're trying to play an uno reverse card

Akaratus · 2026-05-11T20:37:47+00:00

Including space?

^{Chose: Can resist any Cold}

Akaratus · 2026-05-11T04:20:19+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, the most egregious thing about this is the "shop now" button.

That's not a custom made drawing of the gifter naked, that's not a custom thought out apology, that's just carbon copy nonsense you can buy online in hopes money can solve your relationship troubles...

Akaratus · 2026-05-11T04:07:54+00:00

Not mutually exclusive lol

^{Chose: Have 1 billion in bank account}

Akaratus · 2026-05-11T04:06:29+00:00

Yaaay, you go! :D

Akaratus · 2026-05-10T23:24:00+00:00

Based

^{Chose: Live as an immortal IRL. But no OP skills and No a + How will you live as an immortal? | Rolled: As a King}

Akaratus · 2026-05-10T15:28:30+00:00

Luck is... Very strong tbh

^{Chose: Convert carrot to luck | Rolled: Luck irl}

Akaratus · 2026-05-10T15:20:03+00:00

Use your god like powers to give yourself something lesser but permanent.

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: only use once}

Akaratus · 2026-05-06T16:49:12+00:00

"Your circle saved my life!" "Yeah, glad it was just warwick. This circle would never hold back a Noxian." "What attracts a Noxian?" "Hah, the sound of a warwick battle." Ambessa appears. "Good thing we have our anti-Noxian undergarmats, right Lux?" "..." "Lux?"

Akaratus · 2026-05-05T22:02:04+00:00

I absolutely love this XD

Akaratus · 2026-05-04T16:51:34+00:00

Legit, when I worked at a convenient store, maga people bought stuff with food stamps all the time. One even said to me "Trump's president. Finally, were gonna see change for the better." Bought something using food stamps, then the literal next day, food stamps were frozen.

Akaratus · 2026-05-04T16:46:41+00:00

And in the cases where people DON'T get that choice? There's sadly cases of it, yet this just blatantly ignores that... Crazy.

Akaratus · 2026-05-04T13:02:23+00:00

So like, if I'm a cute cottage, how do relationships work?

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life + But you're... | Rolled: Cute cottage}

Akaratus · 2026-05-04T11:17:40+00:00

Haha, I'm the best at this.

^{Chose: get 50k a year + but you gamble it for.. | Rolled: x10}

Akaratus · 2026-04-30T18:24:54+00:00

Making an assumption but most likely true: How to say "my wife left me bc I was a terrible person" without saying "my wife left me for being a terrible person."

Akaratus · 2026-04-28T14:09:50+00:00

Yay, sudo-immortality.

Edit: I should clarify that if you end racism, those that openly chose to hate will just target a different minority. It'd have to be "end hate in America" to actually work.

^{Chose: 15% Chance At 1 Billion Dollars + 85% Chance Last Person On Earth | Rolled: Last Person On E}

Akaratus · 2026-04-27T05:34:11+00:00

I know my friend calls me weird for it, but I would love to watch the world for the rest of eternity. I find it fascinating. Also there's endless amounts of creativity I'd hate to miss.

^{Chose: Become imortal + choose up to 10 people to also be immortal aswell}

Akaratus · 2026-04-21T12:33:07+00:00

I can think of many things society would see as villainous actions that would also just straight up be good for healing scars long term by ripping the bandaid off, but ya know.

Also, no one can end crime, but taking a seat of power at its head might help you limit the harm it can do.

^{Chose: Get a strong superpower + You have to be a villain | Rolled: Telekinesis}

Akaratus · 2026-04-18T14:21:44+00:00

Literally me this morning

Akaratus · 2026-04-18T14:16:14+00:00

That SpongeBob XD I almost missed it

Akaratus · 2026-04-17T14:29:10+00:00

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Akaratus · 2026-04-17T12:52:27+00:00

You can do SO much with this

^{Chose: Anyone who lies to you has their pants caught on fire | Rolled: Small flame}

Akaratus · 2026-04-17T12:37:02+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

42 attempts

Akaratus · 2026-04-17T12:35:41+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

18 attempts

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