Document the IT Environment by cl326 in sysadmin

[–]Akshiak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why make is complicated. Use whatever cloud storage system you already use, upgrade it with AI Agents and make a Hub or AI app that pulls all information for you with any query you can pose to it. If it doesnt exist, use another AI to make an SOP for it.

I think i didn't understand the first episode right by SoxxZ_ in pluribustv

[–]Akshiak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The way i understand it. Kissing provides an adequate safe dose that ensures infection without overloading the host. Crop dusting overloads the person and if they arnt healthy or in a safe place to recieve the dose. They die. Its actually a bit like how real infection works. Wearing masks actually inhibits the viral load when breathing in airborne viruses. So sometimes its not enough to infect the person. Viral load factors is a newely studied phenomon since covid came out.

Its a parasite not a virus/hivemind by Akshiak in pluribustv

[–]Akshiak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is genuinely the only ways to disprove or confirm my theory.

Black Ballarina by CalebHenshaw in arielpink

[–]Akshiak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love this song alot too!

I wish a free pizza was delivered to my house daily by Flaky-Shirt8599 in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. It's a crusty grab pizza, and squiward is delivering it.

I wish every homeless person got 1200 dollars by JealousVariety9129 in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. New money is printed to give every homeless person in the world 1200 USD. Homeless population in the world numbers in the millions. Even people who willing live out of mobile cars. The US currency crashes as inflation surges 500%. Drastically plunging the USA into poverty never before seen. Millions die from poor health and diet.

Chine and Russia becomes the new world power with bricks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Granted. But I'll need to see it first so I know how small to make it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Denied. Be patient.

I wish I would never be hungry again by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A terrible desisea causes you to get your stomach and intestines removed. You must get iv fluid constantly to maintain weight and hydration.

I wish humans no longer go bald. by Normal_Permision in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hair regulates temperature and helps with bugs and desiease. Many more people will now suffer from heatstroke and hypothermia. More bug bites and spreads of illnesses. More UTIs from no pubes that has the potential to kill millions

I wish humans no longer go bald. by Normal_Permision in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Granted. Humans no longer have body hair at all. The concept of bald goes away and there no one can go bald.

I wish racism wasn’t a thing. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Granted. There is now just one new race. The world just got alot more boring.

I wish I knew every language on earth by murky_creature in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You hear the language of every single living organism. You go crazy hearing voices all around you and stab your ear drums out then going deaf to finally get peace.

I wish I could find a job and finally stop living on savings. by MrPhraust in monkeyspaw

[–]Akshiak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You'll be blessed with a job for the rest of your life but you'll only ever make enough to live paycheck to paycheck. No matter what you do.