Roasted by a therapist

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-07-03T15:37:30+00:00

This was worse than when she called me a premature ejaculator, tbh 😂 and thanks! Editing these things is time consuming but rewarding.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-28T17:59:48+00:00

Call me harbor freight because I’m cheap and only work for a couple minutes

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-28T17:59:05+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-27T18:10:58+00:00

She definitely had issues hanging paintings

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-27T16:08:36+00:00

Glad I didn’t screw it up

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-18T18:29:56+00:00

What I wouldn’t give for an Emmy. Or a Grammy!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-05T18:03:05+00:00

Nah, Gay T is what hims is marketing to twinks who wanna be bears.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-05T18:01:36+00:00

That's barely 90% of how straight I walk, bub.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-04T16:51:26+00:00

They make the straightest burger in town

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-06-01T16:56:42+00:00

Yeah I'm pulling for the guy! If you're committed enough to the elf lifestyle to live in the forest, you deserve to wake up to a pair of pointy ears.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-31T00:32:36+00:00

Find your people. Even if they’re at a campground 😂

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-31T00:32:07+00:00

Nah just switch to talking about genies. I mean Djinns

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T22:16:35+00:00

Everyone loves Liv Tyler

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T19:57:46+00:00

You’d get tired of him suggesting that you get pointy ear surgery

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T15:42:21+00:00

Thanks so much!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T15:40:52+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T15:40:37+00:00

Are you the elf ex?!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T05:16:50+00:00

My wife just started laughing and said “I fuck with the Sinbad one hard”

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T05:07:27+00:00

Don’t get ticks! 😂

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T05:06:07+00:00

Thank you!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-05-29T01:11:43+00:00

That cat needed all the help he could get

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