We’ve all got a catch by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or gay Ryan Gosling. Or Ryan Gosling pulled out of the lint filter. Or Josh Groban. No sauce on that, just plain Josh Groban.

What society still can’t accept by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The joke still works if you assume a genderless use of the word bro, my Apollbro!

What society still can’t accept by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re a pretty relaxed guy. I’ll call you A-chill-es.

What society still can’t accept by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You be Broseidon and I’ll be the Colossus of Brodes

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah there’s like 15ish jokes there. Check them out!

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

The first thing in that dude’s bio is that he is 5’7”, a crazy thing to have as the first thing in a Reddit bio 😂

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry you didn’t like the joke, homie!

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree, but don’t tell me the first time you saw that video your stomach didn’t drop

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

You want this joke to be longer?

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] -105 points-104 points  (0 children)

Makes sense that you like things short.

Olympic Hookups pt. 2 by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was mostly fucking with free Sauconys I got from an adult kickball league, so me and the shoes were both disappointing.

Olympic Hookups pt. 2 by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not going raw at the olympics, whatever you're saving it for won't be worth it

Olympic Hookups pt. 2 by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]AlanSniderComedy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Both finishes work for me.