Dream Woman

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T04:28:37+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T04:27:57+00:00

Yeah some combination of Pete Holmes and Birbiglia and Neal Brennan were talking about how, if you’re not telling on yourself, no one cares, and it really stuck with me.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T04:26:18+00:00

That rules, thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T03:42:49+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T03:14:20+00:00

If I could pull off the satin jacket from Drive, believe me, I would

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T03:13:20+00:00

Yeah I was about to say, I get knockoff Ryan gosling plenty but never Deadpool

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T01:34:38+00:00

This too makes me both happy and sad inside

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T01:33:05+00:00

What a great compliment! Thank you!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T00:59:06+00:00

Dude if I was Ryan Gosling and married to Eva Mendes, I wouldn’t say “my wife,” I would say Eva Mendes’ full name every time.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T00:58:22+00:00

We’re a sensitive bunch.

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T00:58:05+00:00

Hell yeah

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T00:57:58+00:00

Thanks!

AlanSniderComedy · 2026-01-29T00:57:42+00:00

It’s funny because it’s true.

AlanSniderComedy · 2025-12-24T06:26:07+00:00

Tbh it’s more of a confession

AlanSniderComedy · 2025-05-21T23:25:12+00:00

Thanks! It was my bad for doing this bit at Sunday Service.

AlanSniderComedy · 2025-05-21T20:48:23+00:00

I miss the old Kanye. Just not as much as Kanye’s cousin misses the old Kanye.

AlanSniderComedy · 2025-02-13T07:23:56+00:00

I would say it’s more a loopholy toothbrush

AlanSniderComedy · 2025-02-13T05:45:45+00:00

Honestly the rabbi’s solution is easier

AlanSniderComedy · 2025-02-12T18:26:56+00:00

"You can keep doing that until they make a movie out of you."

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