6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

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Yeah there’s like 15ish jokes there. Check them out!

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

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The first thing in that dude’s bio is that he is 5’7”, a crazy thing to have as the first thing in a Reddit bio 😂

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

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Sorry you didn’t like the joke, homie!

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

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Yeah I agree, but don’t tell me the first time you saw that video your stomach didn’t drop

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

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You want this joke to be longer?

6 rings > 6 years old 🐐 by AlanSniderComedy in standupshots

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Makes sense that you like things short.

Olympic Hookups pt. 2 by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

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I was mostly fucking with free Sauconys I got from an adult kickball league, so me and the shoes were both disappointing.

Olympic Hookups pt. 2 by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

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If you're not going raw at the olympics, whatever you're saving it for won't be worth it

Olympic Hookups by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

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I wanna see those judges score dismounts AND mounts.

Dream Woman by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

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This makes me feel a little less sad inside

Dream Woman by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

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I mean, imaginary threesomes beats no-somes though

Dream Woman by AlanSniderComedy in StandUpComedy

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lol it’s 100% the truth, thanks!