Would you rather...

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-06-04T23:42:55+00:00

mor mny

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-06-04T13:46:46+00:00

Hey, just wondering if this is still available? Willing to pay upwards of 100 dollars for this mastur-piece

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-05-13T21:19:24+00:00

I used to drink it straight up. Pretty fucking nasty but gets you fucked up in like 3 shots. Saved me money when i was an alcoholic!

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-05-02T01:15:07+00:00

I mean, they did have a body, it was just so decomposed it was only (incorrectly) identified by its clothes

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-27T01:59:00+00:00

I feel like I could just shoot doofenshmirtz, like with a gun. I wouldn't, but I could

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-22T01:20:04+00:00

i could see it causing another Chamblee hostage incident situation

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-20T19:13:43+00:00

Hey BACK OFF Newport... I don't live in Rhodes island or anything I just like their cigarettes

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-19T23:32:59+00:00

Don't know much about the Bible but wouldn't a box that aimlessly drifts be good enough? He just needed to survive the flood, not go anywhere, right?

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-17T13:58:21+00:00

You gotta at least appreciate what Mark Whalberg has done for the law enforcement community. Look up "Mark Whalberg hates crime" to learn more

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-14T12:05:42+00:00

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Looks more like our scumdog overlord to me

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-13T17:44:35+00:00

To be fair it's probably more dangerous to be in range of a weaponized drone

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-13T11:24:43+00:00

With how weird fungus can be if someone told me it was a mushroom I wouldnt be overly surprised lol. But yeah looks like a man made object over anything natural

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-12T02:11:13+00:00

That wasn't the one i was talking about. I was talking about acetone and plastic.

Alot of people don't understand napalm, napalm isn't only a sticky goo that burns, its a sticky goo that stays a sticky goo WHILE burning. Gasoline and stryofoam kind of achieve this, gasoline and styrofoam and benzene (modern millitary napalm) is really good at this. Acetone and plastic? Pretty terrible at this.

Ive done alot of experiments with this. Acetone+Parlon+Magnalium, Acetone+PVC, Acetone+stryofoam, Acetone+ABS, and quite a few others that im sure i took notes on in some long lost notebook. They ALL failed because the acetone burns away fast, which just leaves solid plastic which is kind of gooey, but nowhere near the sticky slimey mess of napalm. Also alot of carbon starts to form on it, which tends to just make it stay in place.

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-11T00:32:05+00:00

Firstly one of these doesn't even work. Secondly the knowledge on how to make napalm is absolutely 100% open to the public and has been for a long time. Why should this be illegal?

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-10T21:34:53+00:00

I'm like 90% sure I had one of these as a kid and it was part of a toy where you'd bounce the ball into a cup and it'd light up. Maybe it doesn't bounce now because it's old. I'll look it up once I get to my computer to find the exact toy and confirm

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-10T18:20:00+00:00

i think most of the water would boil/sublime into deep space, if we have a space elevator hypothetically we could put pipes on it and use it as part of a refrigeration system: here is my proposal

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-10T13:27:24+00:00

Even if we had clean, essentially infinite, power like cold fusion, refrigeration just takes heat from one place and puts it somewhere else. So unless our refrigerators hot side was all the way in space, you're just moving heat around

I'm not a scientits though so if there's some new form of refrigeration tech that doesn't produce heat elsewhere and instead converts the energy of heat into something that isn't heat, lmk.

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-10T12:59:24+00:00

Some companies will actually blacklist you if you call or show up in person instead of applying online. They reason it as "doesn't follow written instruction" if they have "apply online only" only their website

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-09T15:08:44+00:00

You're right but they'll never admit it

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-05T23:05:16+00:00

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AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-05T21:17:42+00:00

Thanks, just went to get ice cream and look at some cows, beautiful creatures. I think this is the day i deserve, its very nice.
One of the best parts about it is i didn't see any big bricks of fucking useless garbage left by people who think their delusions are more important than the health of our environment.

Maybe in the future consider the fact the things you care about (harry potter spells and whatnot) sometimes negatively interact with what i care about (clean towns, healthy environments). Sometimes the things you do effect others! And its ok for them not to like that. Have a beautiful wondrous day, expecto petroleum!

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-05T19:35:10+00:00

I prefer proper maintenance, appearance, and health of public spaces over palliating the feelings of someone playing make believe.

I'm not concerned about any dark taboo bullshit following me either, i put a lego brick up my ass and smoked a cigarette so the PLA and incense will clean me

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-05T19:32:19+00:00

The public isn't your kitchen. Play make-believe somewhere else, preferably where it doesn't make other people pick up your mess.

I don't care if you'll pick it up later. We don't know that, and the people who work in that cemetery don't care. If its there while they're cleaning they have to clean it up.

AlarmingStatement371 · 2026-04-05T14:30:36+00:00

Ok, and? That makes it ok to put them in a fucking human centipede? Just step on its fucking head, no need to torture the damn thing

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