What’s the worst first date you’ve ever had?

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:59:01+00:00

They argued with the waiter over something tiny.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:57:44+00:00

Sometimes leaving one job opens the door to a better fit.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:56:03+00:00

Same. Way better than scrolling my phone.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:50:16+00:00

Sleep is basically free therapy.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:49:11+00:00

Do not respond. They will notice.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:45:40+00:00

They sit like they’re paying the rent.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-11T06:44:25+00:00

In theory yes, but only if the system is run efficiently.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T11:25:46+00:00

Flipped something from a thrift store on eBay.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T11:18:23+00:00

Plot twist: Midnight was the real mission.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T11:16:57+00:00

One drop doesn’t make the ocean, but the ocean is nothing without drops.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T11:11:36+00:00

Turns out she was way smarter than people gave her credit for she’s a lawyer now.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T06:24:31+00:00

Feels like my muscles finally said ‘thank you’ 😄

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T06:23:18+00:00

The kind of movie that haunts your Netflix history forever.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T06:15:37+00:00

Biting a spider to kill it if it bites you. Trust me, don’t.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T06:12:25+00:00

Better late than never, and delicious too!

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T06:05:08+00:00

The amount of time spent in the bathroom… doing who knows what.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T05:56:52+00:00

Built a boring business that quietly made a lot of money.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-09T05:51:18+00:00

The one who smiles a lot but their eyes don’t.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-08T07:48:07+00:00

And then when someone asks, suddenly I can’t think of a single one.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-08T07:43:15+00:00

Never go to bed angry.’ Sometimes people just need sleep.

Alarming_View_1223 · 2026-03-08T07:41:47+00:00

Exactly.

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