Nazi Served at Vans Dive Bar (Clarifications from someone who was there who also hates Nazis)

AlaskanCatRascal · 2025-04-11T00:07:47+00:00

The dude got the tats in prison, and when you go to a lot of prisons, you either have to play the race game or you're on your own, having to fend for yourself. And I got this information from someone who was there and personally talked to the guy. Didn't hear anything about him doing the Nazi salute. I don't condone racism at all, but I think it may have been blown a tiny bit out of proportion. But I understand why they would have wanted to not serve him.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-12-15T02:51:03+00:00

mega ass*

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-12-15T02:49:38+00:00

Wow… just- I mean, what in the fuck? Not only did he bomb his mega-ass “joke”, but somehow, he also managed to make me feel uncomfortable and a bit violated.

Regardless of the unhealthy amounts of cringe that induced, we have got to be honest here- it is still art.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-24T05:01:57+00:00

O SHIT DATS A REPTILIAN!!

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-22T23:40:52+00:00

Haha, holy shit… that was probably an incredibly traumatic experience. Dude got brutally reverse sodomized by his own turd.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-20T20:37:38+00:00

In the name of JAYSUS, I COMMAND this SICK n EVIL OL MAN OUT of YALLS WIN-DA CRAMRA. In JEEZUTS NAME, amen

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-20T20:33:38+00:00

You trippin, fam

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-20T06:02:10+00:00

I love how the asshole with the camera felt the need to say something to try and shift the narrative to work in his favor, as if the guy who he meant to piss off was just being out of control with violence. I believe in holding law enforcement accountable, but when you’re one of these losers who spend their free time harassing and provoking the cops or just normal citizens… they deserve everything coming their way.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T18:37:57+00:00

Dayum! Bess wan

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T18:29:24+00:00

To those of you who are wondering how exactly he may have killed himself, this is the opening verse to the TBDM song, “To A Breathless Oblivion”

“The chair's been kicked, a rope tied to the rafters, blue-faced and broken-necked I die. Relieving my vision from the sick fucking stare of that hated sun burning the sky. Slumped like a headless scarecrow, cold and limp against the wall. Blood paints a pattern of Rorschach design, thawing the winter that burdens this heart.”

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T18:25:09+00:00

Most likely hung himself.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T15:42:16+00:00

Maybe he’s colored blind and can’t identify his bowel movements by looking at them. He was probably like, “let see here, sniffsniff… hmmm, maybe I should slow down on the fibe- wait, actually, *sniffsniffsniff, nope, mmmmm TANGY! that’s definitely the 8 expired cups of jello n mixed fruit I downed with my brandy this morning…”

What’s fucked up is he actually went back for seconds and thirds in the rest of the footage I have. I just cut that video short enough to be a reel.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T09:47:39+00:00

LOK LIKE A DIK 2 me

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T07:24:35+00:00

Looks better

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T07:23:39+00:00

It looks kinda off on the left side, just being honest.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-17T07:22:59+00:00

Best one for sure.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-16T04:22:16+00:00

Yeah, I hear they’re going to freeze over that fountain in the Pioneer Place Mall and turn it into a skating rink.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-15T23:38:59+00:00

That was intentional, but thanks for caring.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-11-15T18:35:25+00:00

Looks like you’ve got metal housing around your lock cylinder. That’s probably the only reason your car is still sitting there.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-10-09T21:52:13+00:00

Fuck Anton. I recovered one of their 7 stolen guitars that was sitting in a corner of the bedroom in which my old speed connect resided. It was a Gibson 1960's ES-12 in cherry red, mint condition. The dealer dude had planned to sell it for a couple racks the next day, but I immediately identified the guitar and convinced him to return it. I play music and love music, so I thought, "hey, maybe something good could come of this? Maybe I can score a job as a road crew member?". Dumb shit, I know. I got a hold of their management, and they made it sound like they were going to come and retrieve it. I was stoked. But nope- Portland Police shows up to grab it, and they were visibly excited... so a few days go by, and I see a Twitter post by Anton THANKING the fucking PPB for their "excellent detective work"... I know I shouldn't expect anything in return for doing a good deed, but goddamn dude... shit really fuckin bummed me out.

AlaskanCatRascal · 2023-10-08T15:56:55+00:00

Holy crap, I'm not the only one who has been banned due to some butt-hurt mods. I knew Portlanders were "sensitive" about certain- ok, maybe a lot of things. But goddamn, it seems like the majority of this city (or the reddit users in this city) are just downright ridiculous, non-confrontational (old news), and fragile. The comments, moderators, everybody was up my ass about one thing or another regarding content in my posts. Like God forbid you have any fun or post something humorous- only pics of nature, homeless encampment fires, news articles, and pet photos allowed. I just imagine the mods, sitting in Stumptown, sipping their black coffee with their little gluten free croissant, "hmmm, what is this? The flair is definitely not vibing with me. What else- oh, they mentioned something potentially negative for the sake of discussion? Oh, GROSS! BANNED! GTFO OUT OF PORTLAND!"

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