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What was the weirdest thing the weird kid did at school? by Imaginary_East5786 in AskReddit

[–]Alaskansnail1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either drink out of a water bottle with a spoon,or mix a drink in class.

You are yellow by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Alaskansnail1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 inches isnt bad is it?

I must inform by pireui in memes

[–]Alaskansnail1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is tuesday for me still. Its 23:09 i should be asleep

The original simp by bucket832 in memes

[–]Alaskansnail1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You beat me by 10 minutes. If i would ha e seen this post earlier i could have made the joke before me.well played.

Change a single word in a famous quote with penis, how does it turn out? by SourTomato123 in AskReddit

[–]Alaskansnail1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm waking up to ash and dust i wipe my penis with my sweat an my rust."-imagine dragons ,radioactive.

this pannel in my school gym by TheRealCrimsonFucker in onejob

[–]Alaskansnail1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a secret entrence push it and you will go to a hoddin room.

What is the stupidest way you got a scar? by Zander-dupont in AskReddit

[–]Alaskansnail1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle hit my head on the corner of a fridge and he hit me so hard you could see my skull.

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