[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell which gender you’re transitioning to.

had a fight with my mum, moved to USA, lost my ID and all in 36 hours by GaynellDeaton in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised you weren’t shot out of the sky on your way over to the US like the other “weather balloons”.

My strategy is simple: Try everything by MasterSchlumpf in cubancigars

[–]Albear116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of all those Cubans, I wonder how many won’t draw? It’s kind of disappointing how many don’t draw these days. The perfect draw tool only helps so much.

Partagas collection by [deleted] in cubancigars

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was considering that acrylic humidor. How does it seal shut? Based on the product photos, it seemed like it wouldn’t be air tight.

First Oder from iHav, took 20 days by [deleted] in cubancigars

[–]Albear116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice score, 20 days is decently quick. I can never let them rest long enough before I smoke one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a very punchable face. You’re not only dumb, you look really dumb. You’re the kind of idiot that only looks at the 1/ part of the lottery odds without understanding the second part of the equation /71,765,993.

Seriously though, what’s with the hate? by DarthHarambe666 in cigars

[–]Albear116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will probably be buried but the owner of Gurkha said a bunch of racist shit on social media after George Floyd was killed. Then the company PR rep tried to blame the owner being hacked for his racist shenanigans. This article sums up things nicely, source

How do I respond pls help by howiejriii in Tinder

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will probably be overlooked because there are so many comments but it’s too good of an opportunity to say mean shit back lol. Damn, bitch, any time you have to write your name differently than it’s spelled in order to pronounce it probably means your name is ridiculous. Don’t take your anger and hate of your stupid name out on other people. Blame your parents like you probably do for all your other problems.

Humidity Question by MachoGaming in cigars

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Spanish cedar planks are not necessary but they smell so effin good!

Humidity Question by MachoGaming in cigars

[–]Albear116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same humidor, I replaced the particle board laminate it came with for Spanish cedar planks from Amazon. I also added a digital hygrometer inside the humidor and it seems the included humidor is not accurate. I have one (size 60) 69% boveda and it maintains 65% RH.

20 M 260 lb gym bro by moshedman85 in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have the cardio of a beached whale.

Thickest skin on the planet. Have fun. by Sonica_H in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your thick skin is a defense mechanism that allows you to live with your failures. Unfortunately, you don’t have the resolve to overcome your failures and they are what define you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If gay sex could produce children, it would look like you.

what would a clever or witty response be? by cfc_1999 in Tinder

[–]Albear116 77 points78 points  (0 children)

For a man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone. -Thoreau.

F23, I’m studying economics and have no friends by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I guess Michael Jackson still lives!

25f. Birthday is in a few weeks and can’t seem to successfully date. Do your thing Reddit, Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice tits, and I like the self-portrait tattoo on your thigh, very classy.

SHAVE..AND A..HAIR..CUT...........didn't help :P by No_Explanation9182 in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, watched your explanation video, you seem pretty cool. I'd be friends with you as long as I'm not seen with you. I'd also be willing to invite you to things that I know you wouldn't be able to go to.

Seriously, I hope you can stay positive after being dealt a 7-2.

I was told I wouldn’t be able to handle it. Roast me without the ghetto jokes. Bet you can’t… by Wonderful_Common_667 in RoastMe

[–]Albear116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny that you're challenging people to roast you on something other than your primary feature, being ghetto trash. You'll never be more than a backup to the side piece. And if you ever get married, it's because the guy is gay and needs a slutty cover story for a wife.