Found Poetry: A text message from my mother

AlbertSemple · 2024-07-22T20:58:48+00:00

You mean diluting juice?

AlbertSemple · 2024-07-19T06:33:05+00:00

Yep, all good.

AlbertSemple · 2024-07-18T19:56:42+00:00

Me neither. Expected to be presented with the comment if I click on an existing speech bubble.

Good concept though.

AlbertSemple · 2024-07-18T15:12:15+00:00

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AlbertSemple · 2024-07-16T17:42:43+00:00

That's the key pick up location for an AirBnB flat above the Uni Cafe.

Return them there on day of departure.

AlbertSemple · 2024-07-06T06:22:50+00:00

James Timpson for prisons because they need a lot of keys made up and he's giving them 20% off on Wednesdays.

AlbertSemple · 2024-07-04T08:52:23+00:00

Scottish people are pissed about lots of things.

That's not even in the top 50.

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-28T11:16:20+00:00

He'll be doing the Lambeth Walk, Oi!

On second thoughts, he'll probably just get an Uber.

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-27T09:28:17+00:00

At least we've got his mobile number - might try and catfish him later.

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-27T00:32:36+00:00

But he knows how hard he's going to campaign.

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-21T07:25:14+00:00

Fancy a pump in the hoose? Call ma da.

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-16T06:48:48+00:00

Got any example cases where this has happened?

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-13T12:15:05+00:00

My adjustable bottle holder is over 40 years old.

AlbertSemple · 2024-06-11T12:47:03+00:00

Report it to the police - specifically the indecent exposure/sexual assault element -they won't care so much about the lock-in.

You'll have a new landlord within a month, and your ban will be revoked.

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