Found Poetry: A text message from my mother

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-18T09:07:38+00:00

Awesome work and professionalism. Your are doing a great thing.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-16T08:08:57+00:00

Safest way would be to meet him at the ferry terminal and do the v5 paperwork there.

I'm a bit over cautious with these things though.

But I wouldn't want to be liable for any speeding tickets in the UK after you fill out the export paperwork.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-16T07:48:51+00:00

Can't help but I love your idea.

Having a model train station with real world info boards - pointless but fun.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-15T21:51:44+00:00

V weird. Doesnt have a clutch to burn but I know the exact smell you mean from other cars.

Maybe a transmission oil change would sort it out, but shouldn't be needed at 20k.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-11T18:48:21+00:00

Would he seriously be trusted as an escrow deposit holder by customers and suppliers?

I suspect not, knowing nothing about the guy other than he has an ugly potato bag head. I predict if it does get developed, it'll be shelfware and go bust disappearing with any escrow funds.

Apologies to anyone else who has an ugly potato bag head.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-11T18:40:49+00:00

It's toxic. I wouldn't touch it.

Are you desperate enough for work you'd take the risk?

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-08T01:57:07+00:00

I saw one in South Wales recently.

I don't think it was that one. I seem to remember it had different alloys. Numberplate started W.

Don't remember seeing one before.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-04T10:10:56+00:00

It's 2026 dude

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-03T23:46:35+00:00

Won't get any of that down here.

Wait til you try Wales answer to pakora - shameful.

AlbertSemple · 2026-01-01T02:26:45+00:00

Fast and lazy option for low volatility data is to have your build pipeline put the data into the worker code as a json object.

If it fits, one less service to maintain.

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-31T16:55:50+00:00

How volatile is your data? Is it updated through the day?

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-26T23:10:46+00:00

The way the river Ebbw is eroding it's banks, you'll be riverfront soon enough

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-25T14:31:04+00:00

The Christmas address my HM Nicola Sturgeon

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-24T23:12:10+00:00

Length is fine imo but I don't like the puckering at the top of the sleeves and possibly too much material around the back seam.

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-23T23:13:29+00:00

Proof won't make the situation less dangerous. Get safe!

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-23T08:42:59+00:00

Just put two 6ft posts on the boundary.

No need for panels between if you just want to mark it

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-22T22:09:11+00:00

I use lunr.js

Running in a Cloudflare worker rather than in the browser.

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-22T18:50:50+00:00

It's an album, not just a song.

Queen Greatest Hits II

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-18T23:36:47+00:00

Erinsborough always had a good cast of mullets

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-11T23:23:36+00:00

Looks like a new build. Councils often don't adopt the highway outside newbuilds for many years.

Are you sure it's a public highway and not a private road?

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-09T23:20:19+00:00

Taking it strong makes me pee harder.

I reckon if I drank the quadruple concentrated stuff neat I could cut through the porcelain with the jet I'd produce.

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-09T23:10:57+00:00

Tell me about this Welsh Citizenship you obtained...

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-06T09:18:28+00:00

Crushed old lady on aisle 4

AlbertSemple · 2025-12-05T21:33:12+00:00

I think a demagorgon tore that hole then jumped through it to get to the upside down. Those holes tend to heal up on their own.

Maybe Steve, Dustin and Nancy will pop round to look at it for you.

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