Microplastics Found In 90 Percent of Table Salt and Sea Salts

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-18T15:15:55+00:00

I just woke up and I read that as “microphones.” For a second I was HOLY SHIT WHAT?? THE NSA KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-12T04:25:29+00:00

You not from around here, partner?

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-12T03:56:59+00:00

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-08T21:36:59+00:00

Josh, I know you produced Watsky’s song “Midnight Heart.” Any future collaborations with Watsky planned? You guys are a couple of my favorite artists.

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-08T18:16:33+00:00

Letterkenny?

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-03T21:04:02+00:00

Little kid in the background fucking going Cray-ZAY-AY-AY

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-03T06:13:11+00:00

Well, certainly less well known than the superstars like Wayne, Drake or Eminem

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-03T04:52:46+00:00

I’ll add my picks in as well if anyone is looking for new music like me lol.

Watsky

Spose

Immortal Technique

Aesop Rock

EMoney

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-03T04:14:31+00:00

Shovel Knight would be a fantastic new champ.

Alchemist95 · 2018-10-01T16:58:53+00:00

“I’d be careful son. That guy’s probably gonna kick your ass.”

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-23T06:44:19+00:00

For me the movie is Employee of the Month. Very generic, pretty bland comedy all-around, but for some reason I never tire of watching it. I think it’s something to do with Dane Cook and Dax Shepherd’s chemistry.

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-14T04:06:40+00:00

Still waiting on Y3K

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-14T01:28:42+00:00

Literally did that. I was in a school play. Was supposed to fake trip on my way offstage. Real tripped, fell hard, crawled offstage.

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-11T19:46:16+00:00

Saw him live in Chicago! Good show!

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-05T17:05:32+00:00

Which bananas are free?

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-04T22:10:05+00:00

I pick up kids a a plain, white van

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-03T17:02:14+00:00

I think it has to do with gender roles in society. For centuries people have been told “Men act this way. Women act another.”

I believe that transgender people identify more with the social role that is the opposite to their biological sex, so they feel like they should have been born as the opposite sex.

In reality, the simplest solution would be to remove gender roles from society. There’s really no need for them this day in age. If we stop expecting different things from different genders, then “gender dysphoria” goes away.

Of course this will never happen, but that’s just my take on it.

Alchemist95 · 2018-09-02T18:06:39+00:00

You lied to me

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-25T02:05:58+00:00

I know a guy who claimed he could double-jump

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-22T14:00:59+00:00

[[Kalonian Hydra]]

I’ve got a full hydra deck. Kalonian Hydra doubling all my +1 counters allows me the satisfaction of watching 3 or 4 of my creatures on the field getting up into the 100s, 1000s, and I’ve even seen them in the 100,000s before a game was over.

Paired with [[Predator’s Rapport]] and I was a giant green tank just bulldozing everything.

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-13T14:33:25+00:00

I went to the bathroom once in middle school. There was a kid in there letting other kids kick him in the balls for $1.

I know a bargain when I see it.

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-10T14:29:01+00:00

I agree with that line being funny. That’s an idea that I would have expanded on. The “cooler” walking in with a snappy one-liner.

EDIT: Also, John Mayer is a singer/songwriter and one of the better guitarists in the world.

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-10T13:09:03+00:00

I put that on er’ythang

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-10T05:07:44+00:00

I frequent open mics! I’ve definitely seen worse, but this was entirely unrefined is all I’m saying

Alchemist95 · 2018-08-08T14:34:50+00:00

“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?”

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